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In the worst kept secret of modern times, tonight is the night when Denise goes on a one-way car journey with Lucas and lands up in the water. If this is supposed to be a secret, then the BBC hasn't done a very good job of it. Based on the number of characters in Eastenders who have died - it's about 80 (make that 81) in 25 years and there's a cast of around 60 that means that the avearge life expectancy is about 19 years, a quarter of the national average. So why do people want to live there when the only things they can expect are misery and death?

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According to Wikipedia, there have been 49 deaths since 1996 in Hollyoaks, 49 in Neighbours since 1985, and 72 in Home and Away since 1988.

So based on numbers of years and deaths I reckon there' about 3.2 deaths per year for Eastenders, Home and Away and Hollyoaks. Neighbours is "safer" at only 2 per year.

And by the way we have 123 deaths in 50 years for Coronation Street (just under 2.5 per year) and 80 in 37 years for Emmerdale (just under 2.2 per year). But with yesterday's news about the 50th anniversary episode of Coronation Street will involve several deaths in possibly the most spectacular disaster of any soap ever, we can expect the average of 2.5 to increase.

I'll have to give my calculator a rest now
El Loro
And by now we know that what we assune is Denise's body has been retrieved from the canal by the police and has been identified by Lucas. There is no reason to suppose that it is not Denise not that we are shown her face as to show a corpse's face which had been in water for several hours would not be appropriate for pre-watershed television.

No doubt Lucas will try to pretend that Denise killed herself but he is forgetting that he has made a serious error. Unless the police are exceptionally incompetent they will discover that she cannot have killed herself by drowning as there won't be any water in her lungs, and of course there will be the neck injuries showing she was strangled.
El Loro

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