Welcome back Renton *mwah* 

ewwwww  i hope you washed your hands afterwards

I love it Rents.......

eugh  

 

You're back!

What are you like?

Good to see you

They now have viagra eye drops for men.
It makes em look  hard, Boom Boom.

Takes a bow and sings ....


"I get knocked down,
But i get up again - ya never gonna keep me down"

I bought a dog from a blacksmith, as soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door...

I'm glad you came back.

Little boy comes home from school and asks
"Dad whats a Transvestite" ?
Dad replies
"Go ask your mother son, He'll know"     

What's yellow and smells of bananas?
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Monkey sick

^^^^^^ Well I thought it was funny

Awww you are lovely - y'know xxx

Went to a pet shop and asked for a gold fish
Yes sed the assistant, "Aquarium?"
I sed, "I don' care wot star sign it is"

I did laugh at the time ... but couldn't think of an appropriate comment


 

Are you saving your best till last Renton?
I'm assuming there are many more to come x

They're the best i got
My worst is a breath zapping filthy one - everyone gasps then giggles

*waits*

Seriously i can't . . .


However - i found a ticket on my car wind screen the other day.
It sed, "Parking fine"
I thought, "Nice compliment"

Now that one I like

Am off out now - see ya later