I would have been well jellus if you had have been chatted up by him. 

Erin you darling!

He is absolutely bloody delicious,cheers SR.

He is yummy - but who is he?

Oh I used to have a phantom sleepwalking pee-er as one of my "regulars" when i was a student in halls. .  Caught him one night holding his willy in his hand and using it like a fireman's hose to spray all over my desk and books  in a very  effective sweeping left to right movement

Occasionally he would make it to the toilet on the landing - completely nude - forget he had started off from my room and would make his way back to his own room which was quite a long way away

He is a gorgeous British actor, he's been in American series the Wire, films Rocknrolla, and obsessed...He was fecently in BBC TV series "Luther"...Not only is he gorgeous he is one hell of a fine actor...And he's mine, all mine I tell thee!

LOL's DS!

Years ago in the office I used to work at, I was regularly phoned by a sales rep trying to get me to buy printer cartridges etc. She kept on ringing me for a couple of years never understanding my complaint that I had nothing to do with ordering cartridges etc as I wasn't on the admin side.

So one day when I was walking though the reception area, the receptionist who was on the phone stopped me to say that this rep wanted to speak to me. So I said to the receptionist "Oh, No - not that woman again - she keeps on pestering me"

The receptionist then said quietly that the woman standing by the receptionst's desk was the rep who had decided to come to the office uninvited to see me.

I never heard from the rep again.

Some of you may have heard this before.

Back in the 1980's I went to see Michael Jackson at the old Cardiff Arms Park. This was during his Thriller/Bad era when he could do no wrong and still looked normal. The stadium was heaving and though I'm 5' 6" all I could smell was BO, fags, alcohol and various other "herbal" substances. I began to feel very ill so undid the top button of my rather snug jeans thinking that might help. Being generally healthy as a horse I didn't realise I was suffering from oxygen deprivation and bordering on a faint. I told my then OH I felt really rough and he helped manhandle me towards the front (closer than trying to get to the side).

About 20 feet from the front we came up against 3 mahoosive blokes who were initially disinclined to let me pass but soon decided to help when OH yelled "She's gonna huuuuurl!!!!" So they picked me up and I was effectively crowd surfed face down towards the front barrier. At this point Michael was stood on a gantry thing and this began to swing out over the crowd directly above me. At the same time I became aware that my jeans - a lot less snug with the button undone - were slowly moving south as I was passed from hand to hand.

Yes. I mooned Michael Jackson. Oddly enough it was after that tour things started to go downhill for him as well. 

I was in the butchers a few years ago and asked him for a pound of square links,he asked me if I was sure and I repeated the request ,I could not understand why the people in the shop were laughing.

When I was at school I fancied the pants off the head boy, never thinking he would notice me.  One day he came up to me and asked me to go to the school dance, I was thrilled, as I left the building I let out a loud whoop and slammed the door behind me.  Little did I realise that he had been holding on to the doorframe and I'd slammed the door on his hand and broke three of his fingers!! He still took me to the dance though

Loving the replies...Very funny guys, keep em coming.

I've mentioned my landrover story a few times on here so I'll do a different one.

Last November we went to see Derren Brown and we got to meet him outside and have our tickets signed and I was talking to him and I told him my name and he goes "Ah, I sense you are related to a Mr. Mathew Farmer?" and that's my brother so I started leaping up and down and gasping and shoved my brother infront of me like "HERE HE IS! Yes that is my brother and he's right here with me now!" and he just nodded and I ran off to meet my friend and screamed at her about how amazing he was guessing my brother's entire name when he doesn't even share my surname and she just looked at me and then showed me my brother's name on the ticket that he'd just signed. So basically I looked like one of those screaming embarrassing people that just gets tricked

I made an apple pie in high school and on the way home and carrying aforementioned pie with my mates I tripped when I was running up the stairs at the train station. The plate holding the pie smashed to bits but the pie stayed intact. I was never cut out to be a Delia Smiff

hahahahahahahaha!  michael saw your miiiiiinge   *points and laughs* 

Cariad

*snigger*

The pastry was like concrete

Occasionally he would make it to the toilet on the landing - completely nude - forget he had started off from my room



This must be quite common, A similar fate awaited my newly laid stair carpet one very early morn.
Apparently the top step was taken for the smallest room, and  a huge fountain soon started christening it.  I panicked and the only thing to hand (OO err) was a child's potty, of which was filled 3 and half times.

I wasn't that keen on the colour of the carpet anyway. hmmm