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He's a fUkkwit!
He just said he can see the headline in the Daily Star tomorrow 'Barren, is drunk in the Holy Ghost'
WTF?? Is he always like this?
WTF?? Is he always like this?
He even got Mr stonks up to see what the daft melt was faux laughing at....
I know the Big Brother house is secure, but I think Dave took a wrong turn somewhere and is in the wrong secure unit.
So forced and unconvincing.
So forced and unconvincing.
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the angels come in and pull my arms and legs
Dave, you've peed them off so much they're trying to dismember you!
K, I don't have the words, I honestly do not have the words where Dave is concerned.
Even invented swearwords don't pack the punch.
Even invented swearwords don't pack the punch.
He sounds more as if they're pulling his plonker 
He's the sort of bloke who you'd be stuck with in a broken down lift and the more you tell him he's doing your nut in the more he'd smile and keep banging on about Jesus and all that gubbins.
He's not well. He just keeps laughing for no reason? And what's this Barren thingy about? Is he a jaffa after having the 8 kids?
He's not well. He just keeps laughing for no reason? And what's this Barren thingy about? Is he a jaffa after having the 8 kids?
When will the stabby angels turn up? 
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And what's this Barren thingy about? Is he a jaffa after having the 8 kids?
Baron Greenback, from Dangermouse...
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And what's this Barren thingy about? Is he a jaffa after having the 8 kids?
Baron=Steve.Baron...Baron Greenback, Dangermouse (2nd best cartoon ever btw
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Baron Greenback, from Dangermouse...
Yes!!!I thought it might be! woohoo!
*overly pleased at having worked out the roots of the Baron for herself*
Dave .
He spells it with two R ses 
(after God tangoed him)
I wish they had the outdoor prison this year.
Now that would be a good place for Dave.
Now that would be a good place for Dave.
Eh? He's calling himself a Baron? So it's not Barren? Are you serious?! OMG what a pleb!
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I wish they had the outdoor prison this year. Now that would be a good place for Dave.
I'm not as nice as you, I'd prefer breaking rocks in the hot day sun *sung in a Joe Strummer stylee* But locked in the garden in a cage all day is a start.Reference: Karma
Eh? He's calling himself a Baron? So it's not Barren? Are you serious?! OMG what a pleb!
Not quite!His nickname is the Baron, because he looks like Baron Greenback.
His basketball team call him Shrek, though.
Some of them called him a Basturd!
Ohhhh so that's why you're posting the green man from Dangermouse! *penny drops* Sorry, I'm on the phone and trying to concentrate on here aswell - obviously failing badly
There's certainly leg pulling going on.
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There's certainly leg pulling going on.
Not from me dear I wasn't paying attention!
Dave's a tad 
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the angels come in and pull my arms and legs
Can we all pray for them to give him third-degree Chinese burns next time? 
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Can we all pray for them to give him third-degree Chinese burns next time?
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Dave, you've peed them off so much they're trying to dismember you!
Thats how i took it to be. 
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I'm not as nice as you, I'd prefer breaking rocks in the hot day sun *sung in a Joe Strummer stylee* But locked in the garden in a cage all day is a start.
