a clock...

Or a cock (sorry Ben fans) 

 Lollipops.....BTW do you like my outfit I borrows it from Scabby.*Adjusts hat*

Yes you look very nice*

*possible lie

*looks in mirror doesn't like Childcatcher look* Think I'll change....No peeking btw.

I do not peek I am a gentleman. *peeks* 

Ahhh but do you have long shiny hair?....If the answer is no btw I'll poke your eyes.

I wish I hadn't peeked now. You could have told me you're a bloke 

Well if I am by god I've baffled medical science by giving birth to babies.

That's nothing to be proud of. We could do that too if we weren't such cowards and don't like pain etc 

*peers through spy hole at all the commotion*....

You don't like pain then,hmmmm how about the long shiny hair,if you don't have that definitely no more peeking.
*Pokes Stonks through hole*

My hair is very shiny and definitely would be longer if it wasn't short. It could be longer if it wanted to I suppose. I fail to see what this has to do with having nothing to do with Ben? 

And what a glorious hole it is....

If you would hold your horses please I'm getting there....Where were we, ah yes hair....,Long hair is easy to achieve ,wear a wig ,which swiftly brings on on to Ife which takes on back on track to having  nothing to do with Ben....See,

 Oh you glory hunter.

I knew we'd get there eventually 

The whole place has gone ben mad i missed it tonight ...i wonder what on earth has gone on for everyone to suddenly have fallen in love with him

Just tonight?....if the rumours are true this forum is all Pro Ben.

I know Gyps. I'm scared. I've been trawling the threads for a clue.  

I'm afraid that the FMs we formerly knew have become Stepford Bens.

lets build a safe place... ill take first watch...theres voodoo afoot, i can tell

The voodoo will be Mario's fault Gyps. Or Ife's. Or Corin's (she to be blamed for everything in case you hadn't caught up on that news).  

I do know a safe place though! The Shack! Secure from any reasonable debate about any HM whatsoever! 

Are you recruiting Gyps The bird and cow will be pleased

don't go in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  you'll never get out again

Go to the ninja revenge squad thread instead...we are pledged to hate all the housemates equally

Im scared hold me

Don't be afraid Gypsie. Come on over to Ben's Buddies - we'll look after you.

i think this thread needs some gratuitous  shots of men's bottoms

hahahahahahaha.

Ben has been espousing his Oswald Mosely views this afternoon......Nathan got really cross

Greef, J-Lo's waxing appointment is overdue!

Really?! What  was he saying?