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Officer please show this FM to the holding cells which are located in the troll tank.
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'e 'as said'e wants to be hung
Yes hang him I say....
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Thats not how I read it, Ben was telling Keeva where Dave is coming from as he knows she doesn't like him, Ben doesn't agree with all of Dave's views....Ben just told Dave that he spoke to Keeva about their issues
Another defence witness....Please take a seat we'll call you in due course,your presence is appreciated.
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What a load of tosh. He is as clued up as any of them in there. He simply thinks a posh voice and cavalier attitude along with (what he sees as a charming bumbling facade) will win him through .....he's getting bitchier by the day. I cannot stand him TBH.
Another prosecution witness....Madam is your evidence factual or speculation?....If it is the latter please join KT in the holding cells until you are called.
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What a load of tosh. He is as clued up as any of them in there. He simply thinks a posh voice and cavalier attitude along with (what he sees as a charming bumbling facade) will win him through .....he's getting bitchier by the day. I cannot stand him TBH.
Well we will see if and when he comes up for eviction. It will take a while before he catches up with some of the other "Bitches" in there. But if your comment turns out to be right i will hold my hand up to you. 
'es objecting to going up the scaffold 'es goin to get some one else to do it for 'im ' e says..
its getting complicated 
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'es objecting to going up the scaffold 'es goin to get some one else to do it for 'im ' e says..
What were you told JB?....Now look at the mess you've made my court is littered with your dropped H's....get them cleaned up now!!
Quivva has apologised to dave, but turned it into an argument. So as she's apologies and now understands from Ben's explanation, case dismissed
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Well we will see if and when he comes up for eviction. It will take a while before he catches up with some of the other "Bitches" in there. But if your comment turns out to be right i will hold my hand up to you.
*frowns* When were you called to the bar Fletch?....if my memory serves me right you appeared in my dock in the past.
i never 'ad any h's as a kid yonor sir mam, i was deprived can i 'ang 'im now?
I knew it,just knew it....Twas that Scabby one wasn't it,she made off with all the H's.
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please join KT in the holding cells
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Another defence witness....Please take a seat we'll call you in due course,your presence is appreciated.
*Nobbles defence whitness*....
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.I has escapered
Run AKT..run like the wind....
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Run AKT..run like the wind..
cue the music....da da da de da da..da da da de dum......I'm off
*Opens hatch,Govan peers up*Ladies you've got company down there.*Shuts hatch door*
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Run AKT..run like the wind....
Please get your flatulence problem sorted Stonks.*Sprays court with febreeze*
i 'avent 'ung 'im yet, i get dizzy wif 'eights
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i 'avent 'ung 'im yet, i get dizzy wif 'eights
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Please get your flatulence problem sorted Stonks.*Sprays court with febreeze*
It wure thur cabbage....
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It wure thur cabbage....
Same cabbage you expect me believe you were found under I suppose.Reference:
It wure thur cabbage.
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I finks it wuz them sprouts *taps nose*
Sprouts are innocent until proven guilty.