The penis snapping one is viable, and my son did ask me this, in a round about sort of way, after our dog,s tail got broke after a friend stood on it. You would only have to have kids to understand that one lol
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The penis snapping one is viable
That's summat you don't see written every day.
ha ha bateman, yes and i am not blonde!!!!!! oh dear lol
ahhh our first sexual health talk, while in the convent aged about 11/12, was to ask whatever question we wanted to the mother superior. We had to write the question down and place it in a box. She never liked me after that.
@ moonbeams
i dont think i even knew about such things at 14 
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We had to write the question down and place it in a box
Well at least she didn't..........actually, never mind.
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Well at least she didn't..........actually, never mind
Oh my gok don't even go there.
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When the trailer first came on, my 16 year old son looked mortified, i looked at him and he looked at me and not a word was spoken
The same thing happened in my house, the second time it came on, she put her head phones on