Josie and JJ are having a good old ding dong! 
*sticks a brandy in the apres midi Pimms* 
*sticks a brandy in the apres midi Pimms* Replies sorted oldest to newest
*Takes a seat*
It is all action today
Straw and a wee tartan brolly in your aperitif Lee? *knocks up a large jug of sangria for afters* 
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*sticks a brandy in the apres midi Pimms*
Is it that time already?...don't mind if I do Tiddles. Chin Chin *clink*
Grab a beanbag Suze, and help yourself to the ice cubes. Give Auntie Marge a pint glass, we could be here a while 
~Uncaps absinthe and wills the hallucinations to come and block this lot out~ 
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Grab a beanbag Suze, and help yourself to the ice cubes.
Cheers....just a finger of lemonade in my Pimms, ta.
You calling me nayfin Suze?
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just a finger
not nathans i hope
*Hopes for a drunken stupor to numb the pain of Ricky Raccoon and Roadrunner still being there*
Nice 'ere innit? *peers through blinds into main room*
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You calling me nayfin Suze?
Oh jeeez, it's all gonna kick off here now
You been sniffin' my mattress? 
Only the once 
Top or bottom? 
Middle bit (mostly) 
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Top or bottom?
*** develops a rash ***
Who threw Blizzies pillows on the floor?....
It's my age, lal.
It's all going south.
Such a drag!
It's all going south.
Such a drag!
Let's all make daisy chains!
*puts on another big pot of mince*
Reference: katty
Let's all make daisy chains!
*** sharpens nails ***
Did you wash your hands first?
Ice 'n slice anyone? 
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*puts on another big pot of mince
Ooops!
*** gives hands a quick wipe on Naffan's shorts ***
*** gives hands a quick wipe on Naffan's shorts ***
Who took my grandpa's hat? 
Reference: Tidders
*puts on another big pot of mince*
Leave Ben out of this! Reference: SB
Middle bit (mostly)
Everybody does that, I even do it myself sometimes 
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Who took my grandpa's hat?
The loos were all occupied and.... Reference:
*puts on another big pot of mince*
Did you wash it first!Reference:
Who took my grandpa's hat?
*points and whispers* It was Blizzie 
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Everybody does that, I even do it myself sometimes
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The loos were all occupied and....
Reference: Ditty beach!
*** gives hands a quick wipe on Naffan's shorts ***
Back or front? 
Reference: Kattyyyyy
Did you wash it first!
No! It's Galloway's
*Brings in bingo machine* We need a ball shaker,would BB let Nathan oblige us for an hour.
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Who threw Blizzies pillows on the floor?....
That's where she drags keeps them! 
