The Bible is a book of stories with a moral....and a moral code is no bad thing to have.

of course you don't need a religion to have a moral code

Jebus' moral code is pretty good, but the rest of it is a shower of shite.


i.e. If you're willing to kill your own son, because a voice told you to, you're a great man.

No you don't, but as a kid you learned a lot of right and wrong from the stories....although as it was pointed out (by you DS?), A book of fairytales did much the same job.
I'm not a Christian, Muslim, Hindu or anything...I don't subscribe to organised religion in any form, but I don't castigate anyone for their beliefs, as long as I don't have to have them rammed down my throat

True...and both taught me to be scared shitless of such things as my parents being burned alive in a fiery pit of hell or nasty wolves coming to eat up my granny

I'd have preferred to get my moral code without the unecessary side effects to be honest

ooops!

Have I got that the wrong way round then?

*desperately tries to remember what I wrote in this kids birthday card*

Muhammad can be spelt in a few different ways, and you are allowed to use it as a human name, as Muhammad was a human, not a God.

Inanimate objects, like a teddy bear, cannot be called it, according to fun-da-mental Islamists.

I was lucky...neither parent was religious but they packed me off to Sunday school so they could do what parents do when they've got rid of the offspring on a Sunday afternoon....No fire and brimstone, or hellfire or any of that...the C of E was pretty laid back in that respect....I actually liked the fairytales no side effects whatsoever.....but I was always careful around people offering me apples

me too...and old ladies who wore those scarey bits of foxes round their neck

for some reason Sunday school attracted them like flies to shit

Interesting that the HL repeat only showed JJ complaining about Dave Replacing him if he was Saved - nothing about JJ calling Dave's bible "sh!t".

Too much bleeping required.

There are some good stories in the bible and that is how I see them .. not factual..

ooh... that'll be my mother in law then!

proving you're correct to be wary of them ladies!   (cos my MIL is completely barking!)

they always smelled of mothballs...the dead foxes....oh! and the old ladies come to think of it

 christians  are much better dressed these days though