Give in and watch it 

COME ON ENGLAND!!

Swap places with me - I'm in work until 10pm
Office tellies are on, but you could always ask for one facing my desk to be switched off, and bury your nose in work..

I won't be watching,I loathe football.Thankfully this is a football free house,no one likes it.I might not bother with the live feed if all it's going to show is them watching footy for a couple of hours..boring.I'll probably do some work in the garden.

I'm upstairs in the study, which has no tellybox...the OH is downstairs in the living room, but he'll have the sound turned off because the vuvuzelas drive him nuts...so all is good!

Go outside, lay in the sun (put sun cream on), listen to your iPod (or gramophone), and read a book

I'm just spending the day with the TV off, catching up on some of my favourite Youtubes.

Try becoming Welsh or Scottish for the day...which could include wrapping a tartan rug round your waste, tucking a cat under your arm whilst blowing into its tail, or singing Shirley Bassey numbers whilst dressed as a druid and doing a bit of leek juggling.

Alternatively you could combine both Welsh and Scottish nationality by simply wearing a pair of lederhosen and singing Deutschland uber alles with a big tankard of booze in your hand

I'm outttta here...footie is on

 Or wearing a fetching dirndl

I have just washed the car and I am now going to power hose the patio

I've just done the ironing Brisket.... and now have come on here.... anything to avoid the footie

ooh i'll quickly fashion one out of a tablecloth...thanks for the suggestion

It's a bit like christmas isn't it?

Well I'm off to the garden to wrestle with a bush...leave it! It's a haf dead shrub due the bad winter and I have a new one to replace it.

I have just switched channels and have the 3 musketeers on now....anyone fancy joining me in a bit of air fencing?

Yeah, 13 years in advance have a baby then take them paintballing to avoid the majority of the football.

Oh well bush wrestling cancelled for now,torrential rain here in Glasgow,mind you it hasn't rained for ages.The garden needs it.

ooh i want some rain...it's too sunny by half here in Wales...it's not natural I tell you

Yeah Dance some areas even up here are considering a hosepipe ban,very little rain this June,even today it's just a ten minute heavy shower,now light rain.Some of the reservoirs are very low.

I don't like it...i turn into a freckly monster and children point and stare

I never understand hosepipe bans in a country surrounded by water.

are you wayne rooney

It's been flaming hot and a half

Noooooooooooooooo.....I want this til the end of September. 

I forgot about the footy. It's been glorious - high 20's. Yesterday I went to Leekes and bought some bedding plants and a huge bag of compost and have spent the weekend in the garden in my cozzie (which should frighten off nosy Kevin the Bungalow) doing a bit of gardening combined  with lounging about with a trashy book and a large G&T.