Why?

Have you been watching tonight?

If I could have done that as a teenager, I'd never have left my bedroom.

Have to say that startled me a tad

what the sticky ribs? I know lucky, lucky, lucky

I see, I forgot that bit

I missed summat

The grammar was appaling, but he did say "When I was younger, I could self-fellate myself."

appalling ***

Thank you.

God! I cant even touch my own toes anymore

Couldn't resist the once in a lifetime opportunity

I never could

How do you wash your feet if you can't touch your toes?

How do you put your socks on if you can't touch your toes?



I can suck my toes off if I want to, but I don't.

1/ I have a foot spa.


2/ Knitting needles.

Careful, some people think Josie's thumb sucking is disgusting!

Do you knit a new pair onto your feet every day?

Whoo hoo Blizzie, I'm here.

I can suck my big toe .................not something I do on a regular basis but with enough drinks inside me I'll do it as a party piece.

Actually - perhaps it's not that big a deal .....maybe he's the one that Josie said has a really big one.

*looks at Mario in a new light*