No, don't see any spite there, he's just an awful eejet and has foot im mouth disease

so explain to me how ' i reckon we should wait till everyone's at the table before eating the sausage rolls'
is linked with
' well i wasn't go to tell you but shabby was rubbing her hands and smiling when she thought you were leaving'

?

But he doesn't like dobbers, unless it's him.

ell blizz,x.

that has to be one of the funniest shows in bb history.

He can only stand his own dobbs.

Who are you, the forum headteacher....  I just don't agree with you that it was spiteful.

He's a blundering baffoon but essentially harmless.

I would marry him 2morrow

I've heard that MI5 are looking to recruit him, to train spies on diversionary tactics to use during interogations.

"Meester Ben, did you sausage roll prematurely?"

"Yeah but, no but, Shabby rubbed her hands!"

No.

^^^^ I think the 'yer but no but yer but' award goes to...... JOSIE (cue BIG round of applause) 

Ben's funny as fcuk.

The bit on tonight's HL show - Ben says to Mario: "can you stick up for me?"
then touches Dave on the arm saying "should we go to bed?" 

Hilarious.

It is turning out to be a bit of a classic BB IMO. You simply couldn't write the script could you?

  To be fair, Rafe would have (in a kind of 'pacifying the natives / staff' sorta way). Remember the nursery and what Nanny told you about oik-ish bullies, Ben! Be her strong little soldier! 

I'm honestly beginning to think he's playing to (Merchant Ivory) type for more tellybox appearances. He's rolling out a damned fine Sebastian Flyte.

(Morning, Mr Brodie) ~xxx

ello subby,xxx

I've said that as well,  all he's missing is his teddy bear.Mario is his Charles Ryder. Its all very louche, lying around and male bonding.

I find him hilarious as well i know he winds people up but i can't make out if hes a stirrer or just says what he thinks his face when Shabby was going mental was like a little child being told off


When he was wearing his fancy PJS the other night and they were calling him Lord Lucan


I really don't get whilst him Dave and Mario keep stroking each other

Its extremely perplexing. Never seen that in the BB house before (apart from the stalker Craig mauling Anfonee)

Hi Fairfax


they keep saying about how much they love each other they've only just met


i understand Mario fancies Ben but all the stroking

Oh, hell fire. Seeing him, Dave and Mario in a infra red-lit, EM Forster-ish tableau in the bedroom was just too much
Ben's a coward. I can't stand Shabby, but at least she had the guts to come and confront him about it. He just wanted Mario, his personal cheerleader, to go and fight for him, while he slunk off to bed with Dave.
The bloke's a puffy-haired twonk.

Shizzlex,  its beginning to creep me out, especially big Dave draping himself over Ben

Has Dave actually attempted to get to know - or even have a conversation with - any of the women in there?

Now that you mention it, I don't think so. The only female I have seen him speak with is Sunshine and that was only to preach at her. He is one weird dude.

I haven't seen him talk to any of the women. Why does he lie with his head in Ben's lap? That's just odd. He objected to Rachael walking round in her pants but can't get close enough when Mario strips off.

When he offered to rub Steve's stumps 'to make them grow back' I was hoping the bloke would take a leg off and club him with it.