Re: i'm a bloke...

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jacksonb

and i have mates, bloke mates and girl mates.

some times when we meet i hug the girl ones, i never hug the bloke ones, unless we're at a rugby match and our team has scored a try.

if one of my bloke mates is upset i may nudge him with my elbow and say' cheer up mate' or slap him on the back and tell him ' plenty more fish in the sea' then we go for a pint. then we spend several days never mentioning he was upset, till it is almost like a dream and never happened.

can't say i've kissed any of my bloke mates g'night or stroked their legs or nestled my head into their chests and let them ruffle my hair.

i puked on one once and drunkenly tried to wipe it off him, he told me' gerroff ya poncey bastard' and that was that. he knew i was sorry for puking on him and i knew i was forgiven. job done, end of.

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LeccyMember

Aye, I couldn't see Mr L doing all this huggy touchy stuff either...and he likes cooking and not football.

6/18/109:54 AM

Karma_Member

And that is why despite our differences over the years JB I still think you're one futhamucka (nicked from Leccy)

6/18/109:55 AM

jacksonbMember

ell lecs,x.

i like cooking too, i'm quite good at it.i specialise in one pan cooking, mostly.

6/18/109:57 AM

LeccyMember

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarma

Jackson xx

Mr L is a funny one, he looks like a right thug, sounds like one too,but he's nowt like that at all...likes art and cooking (he's just made the sexiest fruit and nut brittle toffee, it's actually like heaven)

6/18/1010:00 AM

Karma_Member

Lectricials

6/18/1010:01 AM

FairfaxMember

The laydeeee doth protest too much

6/18/1010:01 AM

justafriendMember

i can do that beans in a pan job done!!

6/18/1010:01 AM

Former Member

Are you confessing/denying to having the geigh?

6/18/1011:28 AM

FairfaxMember

Reference:

Are you confessing/denying to having the geigh

Just wot I wuz thinkin

6/18/1011:30 AM

$fracas$ fracasMember

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Mr L is a funny one, he looks like a right thug, sounds like one too,but he's nowt like that at all...likes art and cooking (he's just made the sexiest fruit and nut brittle toffee, it's actually like heaven)

He's that Hairy Biker blerk isn't he?

$fracas$

6/18/1012:09 PM

CroctacusMember

You do (did) have the high hair thing going on though

6/18/1012:11 PM

LeccyMember

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He's that Hairy Biker blerk isn't he?

Hahaha

He's one of his heroes.

6/18/1012:13 PM

CariadMember

You hug your mates after a try? You ponce.
Leccy - post us some brittle....

Personally I think it's lovely they've all found their girlie side.

6/18/101:08 PM

LeccyMember

Cariad it's lush.

I'd have had him cooking years ago if I'd know he was that clever

6/18/101:13 PM

CariadMember

Better late than never Leccy...

6/18/101:21 PM

ikatailiMember

It's the tie.

No bloke would get close enough for a snog with that on

6/18/101:39 PM

Cigarettes & AlcoholMember

I am glad you cleared that up!

6/18/101:48 PM

Soozy WooMember

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i puked on one once and drunkenly tried to wipe it off him, he told me' gerroff ya poncey bastard' and that was that. he knew i was sorry for puking on him and i knew i was forgiven. job done, end of.

That is just sooooooooooooo disgusting but somehow funny at the same time.

6/18/102:09 PM

Karma_Member

Reference: C&A

I am glad you cleared that up!

Fagash and Booze

Well I think I'm a little bit honoured, personally.

6/18/102:10 PM

Cigarettes & AlcoholMember

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Fagash and Booze Well I think I'm a little bit honoured, personally.

Hello, keema naan

Now the niceties are over with, I heard you'd be honoured if someone gave you their used chewing gum

How are you btw?

6/18/102:12 PM

Karma_Member

Oh all the better for seeing you, naturally! (Git)

I'm grand ta, and your good self?

6/18/102:29 PM

Cigarettes & AlcoholMember

H'act shoe alley, I am rather good, but that might just be the wine talking....

Glad you are grand though

6/18/102:33 PM

Karma_Member

Ta mush

Don't be a stranger!

6/18/102:41 PM

SazBombMember

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Hahaha He's one of his heroes.

I love teh hairy bykas!

6/18/102:45 PM

SazBombMember

Oh blimey, hello Cigs

6/18/102:46 PM

jacksonbMember

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You do (did) have the high hair thing going on though

i know.

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It's the tie.

i know.

cariad, ive seen the welshies hug and prance about for a try.

6/18/103:19 PM

CariadMember

**snorts** Not at Parc Y Strade you haven't.

Cigs...hey.

6/18/103:43 PM

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