Once this is done, I will pop her head on a stick. 

awwwwwwwwwwwwww lol lol i was thinking that too

if you did that she'd fill you in toblerone lady

She' s just so feckin' affected...giving it her "Oh I'm a rebel type etc" Phoney!

oh don't pick on her hat, it's the only thing I like about her

I'm taller than her...and fae Glasgow!

Preferably with her head still in it 

wearin a hat does not make you cool as a cube ......... not in my eyes anyroad 

shabby is a tube 

she's a tube cube

suppose it hides a bad hair day 

Could she not wear it over her face

I like her eyeliner.

I'm a big eyeliner fan

c/moan   if you had to pick a name that wasn'y urz  ................. wid yi pick ... shabby ?

Naw,I wudnae!

   thats too upmarket lol     shightie   sounds better lol

Doad o' keech maybes...

BB burnt Stuart's cowboy hat....   

Ah that was cruel. I liked Chicken Stu and his wee cowboy hat

Poor Stu..Muchell ate him alive...

Ah I miss Dermy's Husband and his "Plate face "rants.

oh so they did ................. snooty  should remember  a hat is not all that 

shitty must think her hat makes her coooooool , i agree i keep changing her name .... i have my reasons 

I thought as much.

Bless him, he was so gutted, his little face was a picture, like his Mam had just took his action man off his 8 year old self

I wonder if went back to uni and got over Muchelle..poor guy..what a line "Dy'a wanna feel me baps!"

Her baps made his toes curl under the trestle table!

Oh remember when she sat oustide the diary room for about 2 hours when he was secretly eveicted, munching on about 7 veggie burgers

Oh gawd that's right! I forgot she was a vegetarian, she did have an awful swallowing fish guts drink task etc.However loony she was ,BB then was still a bit less media savvy, compared to the last few years.

Now that was funny....

So true...it's taken most of the joy and spontaneous behaviour out of the programme