Wow ......you're quick! I was in the middle of a multi quote and the phone went - it all went tits up thereafter.

I can't be bothered to go through all the quoting business again TBH. and ..................I really can't remember what I was gonna say now. Probably something along the lines of - if I bring out the worst in you God help everyone else. You called me a judgemental old bat (not nice) and - IMO totally uncalled for. My post was totally innocent - you chose to take offence at it. I could call you many names but I choose not to I'm bigger than that. Now in your words 'put that in your pipe and smoke it'.

Thanks for your permission incidentally.

I think you should both make up and not be horrible to each other. 

I still like my waterbabies anology.
That is all.

Thanks for that sooozy, I'll sleep on it. And thanks too Master Bateman 

I'm sorry but that made me chuckle

No problem, Suzybean.  I don't charge. 

I do

How much? 

I have a sliding scale

That's what you call it, eh?

I'm prepared to overlook that.  How much do you charge? 

£25-50 per hour.

Blimey, that's nothing!

Cheap!

Hmmm - I'm in, but I want a commemorative DVD.  And tea towel. 

OK, now I'm wondering what to put on the tea towel. A pair of chairs, perhaps? Maybe a portrait of Carl Rogers with Freud in the background looking vaguely disapproving?

I'll accept offers of more

Freud, a wardrobe, some scissors and a be-robed Plato with lascivious grin.  That'll do it. 

While Ellis swears at them?

Au fait? 

Obviously, it depends on what you're expecting

You're too kind .................I'm honoured.

I will sleep on it as well if thats ok.

Yeah. I'm more at the top end, but I do factor in London weighting. And if I'm throwing in souvenirs then I'd whack on a marginal differential to that too.

If I'm being paid nothing...then expect nothing 

Racey.