Now that you mention it, he does seem a tad tactile with the lads. Still can't fathom him yet. but you'ver certainly given me something to ponder

He needs twelve of them...   

 blizz

When Mario did his streak through the garden and the house, Dave was there.
(We may see it on the highlights programme tonight.)
As Marios stripped naked Dave was there pressing his face to the perspex wall of the shower ogling. He wanted a front row seat.
Ben and Mario know what they are doing. But there's something spooky and squirmy about Dave's behaviour

Maybe he doesn't trust himself to be as tactile with the ladies, his a married man you know

He is incredibly insecure.

Can you see how "interested" Dave appears to be (on the left in both pictures) when
Mario begins to strip?

he's a strange cookie is Dave, can't work the guy out, at the moment i'm thinking he's top class gobshite.

Dave is actually standing close to the side of the shower cubicle - touching in fact with his hands and nose.
I wonder if his glasses were steamed up.

I was thinking the same. It must be a tricky road to travel in there being a married man with all these nubile young women strutting around in their knickers.

And on the third look, he rose again.

If Dave believes that homosexuality is wrong, why on earth does he flirt with it then?
He has been very physical with the lads.....

.....more than you would expect from a minister of God.

I hope the cam didn't pan in

I know that Ben and Mario have said they like Dave, and I know they do not reject him when he is close to them.
But I do wish (for my sake) that he would stop wrapping, draping and intertwining himself around them.

Don't see either of  them objecting

They're not!   (That's why I said "for my sake")

 Brisket, watching them in that little hut place last night, it was all a bit louche...

in bed last night Dave (i think) was sort of lying on top of ben with his head almost in his lap

Space invader. Harmless though.

He loved watching Mario in the nude but objected to Rachael walking around in her knickers even using it as a reason to nominate her.

He's always trying to 'bond' with the young blokes. Wife and four kids maybe, but I'm not fooled..

I thought that was practically obligatory nowadays!

You are awful, but I like ya

Nor me Deman.

Next scenario for Dave (if he becomes famous) is standing with wife in pearls and twinset and kids at a farm gate saying how much they love each other.

OMG it's Mark Oaten all over again! Good call fairfax 

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