Brian mentions sex, vanessa say's she likes to mix the 2
Michelle on the sofas discussing what time her firends and family will be arriving for the eviction
Some of the Hm's are in the kitchen telling Chantelle 1 of the dancers from yesterday fancied her, she doesn't think so, they all say he was checking her out
Preston is sitting there with a plaster over his nose (for blackheads i think)
Vanessa think's it's lovely when men sing to you, Chantelle agrees, she loved it when Preston used to do it, Ulrika say's no-one has ever wrote a song about me, Brian starts singing Ulrikaaaa
Chantelle say's Preston wrote and realeasd a song about her, she say's she never knew the song was about her till he told her the other day, she say's she was in a shop once when one of his song's came on, she had to leave cause everyone was staring at her
Brian say's they are like the first wifes club sitting round the table
Vanessa goes for seconds of the lunch Ulrika has made her, Ulrika say's you may not feel like eating tonight, vanessa say's she couldn't sleep last night as she was feeling nervous
Victor talking on the sofas with Michelle about his sisters mates fancing him
brian think's Meryl Streep looks very good for her age, he say's she must have had work done, Ulrika doesn't think she has
Chantelle on about a training camp she went on, she had to walk 11 miles one day, she went on it just before she came on UBB, she was only home for 2 days, Vanessa say's she can't believe she lasted the whole week, Chantelle say's she was determind to first it
Vanessa wonders what will be on tomorrows H/L show as all they've done is sitting around all day, BB anounces that the house is going to be closed soon but they can use the garden, Much running around going for a wee, getting coats etc
Preston say's he has changed Nick's name from naughty to nice
Nikki tell's Victor to hurry up and get something to eat quick, he say's there's no ham, he'll have to wait
Nick in the garden telling Brian about a show he did for ch4 called trust me, Brian asks if it did well, he think's the bosses thought he was getting to much attention and not the contestants
Victor has decided to take the custard creams to the garden with him (hope he doesn't do a Mario and Lisa)
Michelle is confused why the snug is out of bounds as well
BB say's again the house is out of bounds, Michelle want's to know about how they are going to go to the toiler
Nikki is moaning that she has to leave the house when she is busy
Ulrika saying she is going on holiday in October
Nikki in the BR putting more clothes on
Michelle complaining that Victor has been in the garden toilet for a poo, Vanessa tell's her off for being so rude
Michelle think's she will be boo'd tonight if she is evicted, she think's it will be because she hung around with Makosi and Nadia
Davina is in the BR talking to the tree, he call's her Dave, he ask's why she is in there and he hopes they are paying her well, it ask's her to take the knickers off his nobs
He tell's her to look in his drawers theirs letters from home for everyone, she has to read the letters to them, she has to get them one by one and tell them their her favourite
the tree tell's her to go away, she tell's him she loves him and he say's he loves her too
Davina tell's herself not to cry, she's welling up already, she start's to fan herself with the letters
She sit's on the sofas and looks round, she's starting to get teary again
The shutters go up and victor shouts Davina is her, he picks her up and twirls her round, Nikki hugs her next
She tell's them all she's been watching, she tell's them all to be more fun so they've got to something to watch on Friday night
She tell's Chantelle to stop crying and just get back with Preston, then apologises for saying that
Talk of John, Davina say's he was a good Hm, Michelle say's some of the things he did made her feel sick, davina say's she didn't think he really wanted to leave he's a big softie really
Davina tell's them she think's BB have been really easy on this with nominations
The Hm's ask how nadia coped on Friday night, she say's she took it reaaly badly, she gave her lot's of hugs, she think's nadia couldn't believe she had been evicted
brian say's nadia was his best winner ever
Davina think's last time nadia had a secret and we the viewers where all in on it and this time she didn't have that
BB tell the Hm that the house is out of bounds, Nikki complains as she was doing her dinner
Brian talking about come dine with me and the last supper with ex contestants, Preston ask's who the worst meal, he say's brian and nadia, Nadia's night was bad as she had a singer, brian say's Brian Belo's food tasted tasted of bubble gum, nick ask's how much they got for the budget, he say's ÂĢ125, Ulrika say's she got a ÂĢ1000 when she did her's, brian say's he got a good fee for doing it though, Ulrika say's she did the first celebrity Come dine with me
Still talk of Come dine with me, Brian say's it all kicked off the first night between Brian and nadia, brian talking about how short sophie's dress was, they were all looking up her skirt, Brian say's he gave everyone a 6, but her won, Brian say's there should have been 5 of them but Chantelle backed out, she said she had to do something else
Brian talking about Brian Belo's bedroom, it's a BB shrine, he has every episode on video
Brian talking about selling his house as he's never there, he's starting pantomine in November and won't be home till march, he doesn't want to rent it out
Brian talking about watching what you say this time round, in his year they were saying what they liked but since jade and Shilpa everything has been changed (think BB have called brian into the DR for something)
Victor talking about Marco from his year, he was so gay it was like he was acting, he say's he isn't like that anymore
Victor thinks it would be good if BB played 10mins of each of their years
All Hm's are gathered on the sofa, they have to prepare a speech (think they have to bury a time capsule) Brian say's he will bury Ulrika, Ulrika think's Nikki will be late for the funeral, they have to bring 1 item to the funeral that represents their time in the house
Their reward is a wake tonight
Chantelle can't believe the weather, brian say's maybe it's fake rain for the funeral
Costumes are ready in the store room, Nikki think's this is so sad, the girl's have black dresses, the boys have suits, Ulrika doesn't like her dress it's too short
Ulrika want's a hat or gloves as she hates the dress it's just not her style, she want's to wear her own dress
Nikki's moaning about some cream that BB have given her, Ulrika tell's her too wash it off
Victor think's there will be a fight as there's always a fight at funerals
Nick wonders if there will ever be a task he will enjoy, he think's the one for him must have been cancelled due to bad weather or something Victor think's nick has been biting his tongue alot while being in the house
Victor want's to bury one of his hats in the capsule, Ulrika may put in one of her boring tops
Ulrika back and she's happy cause she can wear her own dress
Nikki think's her dress is gorgeous, she's very happy (chantelle looks nice too)
Chantelle is going to put tights on as she feels too exposed in her dress
Victor think's Ulrika looks well nice in her, she's going to try another on then decide
Chantelle and Ulrika talking in the closet, they are talking about Preston, Ulrika think's he is as upset as Chantelle is, he used to talk about his g/friend now he say's he hasn't got one, Chantelle is worried about what he will say when he see's how upset she has been over him, She ask's Ulrika if she should have another chat with him, Ulrika think's she's already said it all to him
Nick laying on his bed in his dressiing gown looking very worried
Brian and Victor talking in the BR, talking about narinder
All the boy's have been told to go to the DR, Brian worry's they are going to be told off, Nick think's it's just their goodbye chat
they all have their suitcases in the BR Ulrika is packing
The boy's are back from the DR and the girl's have been called now, victor think's it will be Emma Willis that talks to them, Ulrika shouts come on to Nikki
brian say's they are a well organised bunch, they are packed and ready to go
Victor say's preston is a really nice guy, he seem's very different to the last time he was on the show, he thought he was really quiet but the last week he's really come out in him self and he's falling in love with him, he alway's knew he'd get on with Brian
Preston didn't think he'd get on with Nick but he's really nice, victor say's he only did 1 thing wrong along time ago
Victor just throwing his clothes into his suitcase
*shots of the grave in the garden*
Nick and preston in the garden, he didn't think it would come to anything when BB asked him to go into the house, Nick agrees he couldn't see himself in the house either, especially after his injury, he's ankle was black
Ulrika been told off for using a pen, she wrote her mobile number down for someone
Nick advising Preston on what to wear tonight
They now have an ironing board in the BR
Preston saying he's so nervous about tonight, he just want's it to be over now
Ulrika say's she's been caught by BB trying to steal some of her costume from the funeral task
Nikki want's to go for a nap, Nick say's just do it, it's the last day
Nikki telling Nick that the crowd for tonight is already queueing up outside
Nikki ask's Nick if he's going straight home, he say's yes i might go for a few drinks, Nikki is going to stay she doesn't want it to end, Nick say's if they've got a hotel room for him then he'll stay too, Nikki say's it will be good
Victor ironing a shirt in the BR
Nick is wondering wether BB actually buried the casket or just took it away, Nikki suggests they dig it up and find out
Nick is anxious about leaving and seeing how his VT came out
Preston tell's brian he look's really tanned, he hopes he doesn't look caked in false tan
most of the Hm's are showering and getting ready
Nikki putting water bottles in her case, she worries she is behind everyone else as she hasn't packed yet
Brian complaining that Nikki want's him to help her get ready tonight when he's got to get himself ready
Ulrika doesn't want to wear heels tonight, brian think's it may be hard for her to run in them when the crowd starting throwing eggs at her
The store room is open for the Hm's to collect their lunch, Brian think's the woman voice over sounded very excited by that
They are moaning already that there isn't enough food for them all to share
Chantelle has got sushi
Ulrika doing alot of eye rolling at everyone
Victor has got a plate full of food, looks like chicken chips and rice
Victor hopes it doesn't rain tonight as the stage get's very slippy
the Hm's can hear a band playing outside, Preston goes into the garden to listen
The girl's are saying it was Emma Willis in the DR talking to them, the boys had George Lamb
Ulrika telling them all to be nice on the people on the way up as you will meet them on the way down
Ulrika say's she fancys a fag now and she doesn't know why
Nikki want's to keep some of her food for later, Victor say's they are going to give them snacks later
Preston think's davina should get an interview tonight as well as it's the end for her as well, Brian wonders if dermot and Russell brand will come back tonight, Ulrika say's Russell is making movies now, why would he come back to this
Ulrika is going to open the coke and she hopes next time she wants a drink it hasn't all gone
And that's it from me
My last ever LUT...
while packing and starting their primping sessions ready for tonight the HM's have been banging on about Nadia and her tantrums in the house mainly centred around her being very angry that she wasn't paid as much as she thought she was worth and didn't get this that and the other in her dressing room and what a prima dona she had been...
Brian seems to be on speed and hasn't shut up all day ..also sense a bit of smugness from him today too which hadn't been so evident before...
Ulrika has been on a mega moanfest for the last 2 days. .dunno if it is nerves or what but she has been getting right on my norks
Chantelle had a chat with Preston to prepare him for questions he may be asked outside re her and her feelings for him and how many times she was upset and he never saw and what she said to others and in the DR etc.... was a tad vague tho and am not sure Preston fully got what she was saying..
Nikki is just being Nikki and not wanting to let BB go.. [time to find a grown up character to play maybe ]
Victor seems a tad tense too ..got a bit snappy here and there ..
Nick seems to have vanished for most of the day but pops up now and then at the smoking area or playing a couple fo the games BB sent in to amuse them..
Preston never got dressed and spent all day in his undercrackers..
there's been some very loud shrieking on odd occasions and again just now when they spotted Phil Edgar Jones thru the window with another producer I think..
Final packing and primping is now taking place.. They've been told to get ready for a start around 7pm...
Bye Bye BIG BROTHER
Maybe you could all just carry on and do some pretendy lutting?
Z.
tis ending
All The Best
Pseudonym a.k.a mischievousbimbo
DAY 349
7:30 am
Housemate number one is in the bathroom, they've been brushing their teeth for 9 of the obligatory 10 minutes'
Housemates 2 and 3 are in the lounge discussing the fact that housemate 1 always brushes their teeth for 20 minutes.
7:59 am
Housemate 4 is in the pool, They've been in the pool for three days, 16 hours and 13 and a half minutes. No-one is sure if they are still alive, as the last time they spoke was 2 days ago.
Carry on.
Pseudonym, stop lurking, start posting.
Hm 35 is refusing to nominate AGAIN
Hm 87 is threating to walk if Hm 2 doesn't talk to them
Not much going on at the moment
Day 568
Betty ain't happy she heard GET BETTY OUT over the wall, she's blaming the tree for making her run naked round the garden
BB has given the Hm's some booze, Frank is happy they've got 23 bottles of red and 65 white bottles of wine, Sid ain't happy cause there's only 40 cans of cider those pesky Hm's ain't never happy