Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get
there Saint Peter says "we only have one rule here in heaven, donΒ΄t step on
the ducks!"
So they enter heaven and sure enough there are ducks everywhere. It is
almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to
avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Then along comes
Saint Peter with the ugliest man she has ever seen. Saint Peter chains them
together and says, "your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend
eternity chained to this ugly man."
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and quick as a
flash Saint Peter is beside her with another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together telling her that this is her punishment for stepping
on a duck.
The third woman has observed all of this and not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man she is very very careful where she steps.
She manages to go for months without stepping on any ducks, but then one
days Saint Peter comes up to her with the most gorgeous man she has ever
seen in her life. Saint Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The extremely happy woman looks up at the gorgeous man and says, "I wonder
what I did to deserve this?"
The man looks at her and says, "I donΒ΄t know about you, but I stepped on a
duck!"
there Saint Peter says "we only have one rule here in heaven, donΒ΄t step on
the ducks!"
So they enter heaven and sure enough there are ducks everywhere. It is
almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to
avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Then along comes
Saint Peter with the ugliest man she has ever seen. Saint Peter chains them
together and says, "your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend
eternity chained to this ugly man."
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and quick as a
flash Saint Peter is beside her with another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together telling her that this is her punishment for stepping
on a duck.
The third woman has observed all of this and not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man she is very very careful where she steps.
She manages to go for months without stepping on any ducks, but then one
days Saint Peter comes up to her with the most gorgeous man she has ever
seen in her life. Saint Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The extremely happy woman looks up at the gorgeous man and says, "I wonder
what I did to deserve this?"
The man looks at her and says, "I donΒ΄t know about you, but I stepped on a
duck!"