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my Dad sits with his bloody newspaper all day (no one is allowed to touch it)
And we ask  - "What's on telly?"
To which he replies "I don't know"
The life long reply arrives "Well you have the paper"
But he insists on flicking the channels really really slowly - and i'm sitting there thinking all my life "Are you taking the p***"
So i sed it the other day,
"Are you deliberatley being bloody awkward? Doing it as slow as you can?"
He genuinely looked bemused and sed, "No"
And i had to say "You cud have fooled me - your like a sodding tortoise"
Aaah happy families

Saint



this made me chuckle i used to hate my mates ringing and my mom explaining where i was and what i was doing

I used to say don't tell them everything just tell them i'm out !

It was especially when Boyfriends used to ring and i'd have told them i was going on a wild night out only for her to say ohh shes gone to Julies for her tea
Shizzlex

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