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Now, excusing the fact that nobody could ever ride a unicorn to a film premiere because they don’t actually exist, we actually find this story very funny. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, she of Big Brother “know yourself little girl” fame, was planning on arriving at tomorrow night’s PIMP premiere on the back of a unicorn – but the police have said a big no. When it became apparent that Aisleyne had actually found a horse to dress up for her grand entrance at Covent Garden’s Odeon cinema tomorrow evening, local authorities threatened police action. The premiere promises a PIMPS AND HOS-themed red carpet and after party, with loads of glamour girls in attendance plus the film’s cast. Officials stated that the horse, dressed as a unicorn, would obstruct traffic and carried various health and safety risks. Guttedface. A pal of Aisleyne’s told us, “Aisleyne is devastated – she had a great entrance and outfit planned. But this won’t dampen her night – she has other tricks up her sleeve.” God only knows what will happen. Happily it’s all taking place just down the road from heat Towers, so we’ll make sure we find out.

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although it has that Dyer actor in it, innit.
oh god...   I was enjoying all this til I read that...  Aisleyne is looking good...  its a fun story...  I had no problem with Pimps n ho's themes...

But it Danny Dire is involved I am outta here...
Dirtyprettygirlthing
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Sounds like quite a good film, although it has that Dyer actor in it, innit.





Few scrapes an geezers givin it the big un an' cuttin' up rough mate, a bit of ketchup on the cobbles neva did no one no 'arm, good boys, decent types!
Carnelian
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oh god...   I was enjoying all this til I read that...  Aisleyne is looking good...  its a fun story...  I had no problem with Pimps n ho's themes...





Aisleyne does look good in that picture.
Carnelian

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