Urgh, as soon as any programme brings that Judi whatserface out, I can feel my eyes start rolling. They had her interpeting their body language after the first TV debate, and a load of old cobblers it was! 

I remember a few years back, one of the right-wing rags showed close-up pics of Gordon's nails. First pic showed them looking neat, but in the other they were bitten to the quick. Rag interpeted this as a sign he was finding the job of Chancellor too tough, went into huge depths about why - and conveniently ignored the fact that his baby daughter had just died around the time of the second pic.