From your soar-away Sun
A WANNABE model forced her husband to spend thousands of pounds on her to look like Jordan - as part of a bizarre wedding pre-nup.
Curvy Lisa Hind, 25, said she would only marry hubby Steve if he splashed out on a daily list of treatments to make her look like idol Katie Price.
Since the pair got engaged four years ago Steve - who works as a bus driver - has spent a whopping £15,000 to keep Lisa looking fake.
Her wacky list of daily requirements includes a sunbed fix, botox injections, collagen lip fillers, false nails and 22 inch hair extensions.
And now skint Steve, 46, has been forced to work overtime to pay for his young wife's beauty tab.
Jobless Lisa, from Runcorn, Cheshire, has been on a sunbed every day for the past nine years but says she doesn't care about the risks of skin cancer.
The aspiring model - who idolises Jordan and is obsessed with copying her look - said: "I'd die for my looks. Fake is the new natural.
Apart from looking nothing like KP and looking as rough as nails, (she makes KP look classy by comparison) surely this has to be definition of too thick to be on Jeremy Kyle?
What a mug her husband is. £15k spent on her and I'd bet she would drop him in a heartbeat if she got any interest - not that she will because shez a minga innit!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...ike-Katie-Price.html
Plus, she's made the daft sod pay £15k to make her look like Katie Price, but she can't be bothered to get off her arse and go to the gym to help her look more like KP?! "I want liposuction because I need to lose weight. I've tried the gym but it doesn't work."
And how LOW is her hubby's self esteem that he has to pay so much for her to maintain this hideous look, for fear of her leaving him! I don't know why he is worried (if he is,) because no man is going to want THAT! She is gross in every imaginable way. 
..) She is probably hoping to hook herself a footballer; but they are pretty fussy and probably wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot bargepole.
