todays conspiracy theory..

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pirate1111

ok
this is a bit far fetched..but

Iceland didnt really go bankrupt-gordon persueded them to PRETEND to go bankrupt..(stay with me..)
old gordon knew he'd got no chance of being PM again and got jealous of Phony Blair earning all that money after his term in office..(are you still with me..?)
sooooooo
they decided to hide all that money in that volcano..Phony Blair found out about it and threw a match in the volcano causing it to set alight
and is now laughing his orange head off

does anyone agree

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DemantoidMember

What a load of cobblers

4/21/104:04 AM

pirate1111Member

i thought it was a brilliant and well thought out theory
and im going to email the daily mail and tell them

4/21/104:07 AM

angelicarwenMember

Inspired

4/21/104:16 AM

DemantoidMember

I was thinking about starting one saying UKIP caused it, because it was the only way to stop all those ghastly Europeans from coming over and ~~doing an honest day's work~~ taking our jobs.

4/21/104:31 AM

Karma_Member

My theory is the Marketing Director at Tescos instructed some pubescent member of staff to show some creativity and find a way to get one up on Iceland and the kid got the wrong Iceland, that's all.

4/21/106:14 AM

suzybeanMember

I love it! But here's one I heard earlier.....British airspace has been closed for 6 days due to a massive dust cloud.Police are searching for the Emirates cleaner that opened the Arsenal trophy cabinet!

4/21/106:34 AM

TattooMember

I'm just tired of peeling frozen pizza's off my lawn from the fallout of all this.

4/21/106:38 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Reference: suzy

Police are searching for the Emirates cleaner that opened the Arsenal trophy cabinet!

My brother used that one in his best man speech on Saturday, as the groom (my other brother) is a huge gooner!

4/21/106:47 AM

LowonIQMember

I thought it was from the House of Commons bar, the ash trays being emptied

4/22/108:44 AM

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