better still, theres a horse running today called champagne floozie..
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It's not mine either, but as my membership is paid for by others I am obliged to go and giggle at pretentious types every so often.
I suppose it's safer now Julie flippin Burchill no longer holds court there! 
Destination arrival time 10pm?
I do hope you dont have someone important waiting for you who is likely to twat you one over the noggin if you roll in drunk and skint. That wouldnt be good.
I do hope you dont have someone important waiting for you who is likely to twat you one over the noggin if you roll in drunk and skint. That wouldnt be good.
Heck no, Just me and my hotel room, and maybe ÂĢ20 a mothersmother helga.
Whatever you do, don`t stand on a corner in Soho. You could get approached by a midget vertically challenged person asking you to run away with him. 
Should I pick him up and shove him under my arm before I flee down the high street?
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I suppose it's safer now Julie flippin Burchill no longer holds court there!
Ah! That woman and her selective memory hypocrisy! She still sidles in, I think....haven't been there in a while, have been a good stay at home mummy this year (so far).