Christ you're high maintenance - should never have been given the vote, LOL

I'll take that as a compliment. Ta

Lol you old bugger

What colour are your eyes?

dark blue



What sort of character would you play in a comic book

A ninja hamster, with extreme climbing skills and cheek pouches full of grenades/ninja stars



If you were on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition; what kind of room would you ask for? Neutral, with a waxed floorboards, Indian rugs and NO bliddy MDF.



If you were one word, what word would you be?

Unique.



If you could time travel, what would be your first stop?

1990



What is your natural hair color?

Mousey blonde



Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?

Brad, but only in scuffed-up Se7en mode or Fight Club, not girlified. Can't stand Tom Cruise. Short legs, fat arse and he's mental.



What language would you like to speak fluently?

Welsh.



What religion did you choose to follow?

Was baptised RC but have never practised it.



Performing Arts, Fine Arts, or Sports?

To watch or participate in? All three, if it's just observing! I like a good theatre play or opera, enjoy visiting art galleries and must have my footie.. Don't ask me to do any of it, though.



Riding horses or riding dolphins?

Neither - I like horses but they scare me a bit. And dolphins should be out in the open sea, using their planet-sized brains, not giving rides to sunburnt suckers.



Are you fed up of all these questions?

Not yet.



Do you believe a good life is attainable? or is it something that is out of our control ie subject to luck etc.

You can have more than you think you can. It just takes more work than most of us are willing to put in, without moaning.



What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg. Chickens evolved out of egg-laying dinosaurs.



What is your favorite colour?

Blue, various shades of.



How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Who the chuck cares?



Beach or mountain?

Both.



left handed or right handed?

Left.



Why are you taking this interview?

Because it's there? I'm starting to wonder why I bothered though.



Who do you count on when feeling down

The great outdoors. Fresh air, a good walk and hearing some birdsong always cheer me up.



Do you plan in advance?

Smetimes, but not to the manic extent that the OH does. Stop printing out maps and organising me, FGS..



What attracts you most?

Humour, humility and enthusiasm.



Do you feel comfortable showing PDA in public?

I'm not a fan of public slurping, but I suppose it's better than seeing people beating each other up.



How many hobbies do you have?

A handful.



Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head?

No-one.



Do you say "I love you" in the relationship?

Of course. Probably not as often as I should. But I'm not the mushy type.



Aliens have landed and selected you to visit their home planet. Do you go with them?

Yes, in a heartbeat. As long as they weren't going to stick probes into my orifices.



Describe your perfect Sunday morning?

Coffee and croissants in bed, with the Sunday papers.



If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?

Novelist.



If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?

North Shore, Oahu.



If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?

Vanessa Paradis, so I could get my leg over Johnny Depp.



If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?

I wouldn't.



What is your favourite word?

Hamster.



What makes you cry?

Disasters on the news, cruelty, bad childhood memories.



What makes you laugh?

Harry Hill, people stepping in dog poo, anything daft.



If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?

Marine iguana - they are waaay cool..



If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?

Travel and charitable causes.



If you could travel back in time, what mistake(s) would you want to correct?

Loads of things - not worth thinking about or regretting now.



Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?

Depends what's in it.



Who was your hero as a child?

Don't think I had one.



What do you do for fun?

Read. Knit. See friends. Drink..



Are you an outdoor or an indoor person

Bit of both. I love going out for long walks in wild weather, but I love my home comforts too.



What 3 words would your best friend use to describe you?

Probably - intelligent, funny, insecure.



If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?

Travel.



Where do you see yourself in five years?

I wish I knew.



What are you most proud of in your life?

That I'm loved.



Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?

Four dwarf campbell hamsters - Marble, Motley, Coleman and Gray. Gray's a girl, she lives separately from the others.



Who do you admire most?

The OH's mum. She was widowed at 40 and brought up three kids alone. But she has always been a rock for everyone and never moaned or burdened her kids with her problems - unlike my own mother, who has used me as an emotional prop since the day I was born.



Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?

One small butterfly on left shoulder.



When do you plan on getting married?

Eventually. I've been 'engaged' since the mid 1990s.



Get the number or give the number?

No idea what that means.



How do you feel?

Good, because I finish work at 3pm today, then I'm off until a week Monday.



What size shoes do you wear?

4-5, depending on width. In DMs I'm a 4, in Clarks I'm a 4.5



Water or 100% Juice?

Water



Would you rather be hot or cold?

Cold, as long as there were spare jumpers and blankets.



Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

I'd rather lose neither.



Favorite Place to Eat?

Several places.



Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?

All, except musicals - can't stand them.



If you had to pick one car, which would it be?

Aston Martin V8 Vantage.



Why did the chicken cross the road?

As her, not me.



What was your last thought?

Daniel Craig in his Bond Aston Martin.



Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?

Milks and cookies.



Favorite fruit?

Red grapes



Are you a cat or a dog person?

Both



Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Deaf but neither would be better.



Define yourself in 3 words

Surprisingly normal, considering.



What is your favorite TV show?

Don't have one.



Do you shower every single day?

Yes. And I usually bath every night as well.



Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?

Spare change  and when I used to smoke, the occasional cig as well.



Where do you want to travel next?

Cuba.



What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out?

Realise I was dead!



What is your favorite food?

Fish - esp salmon or sea bass.



If you could have one super human power what would you choose?

Teleportation.



Have you had a beer in the last week?

No, but I had two glasses of wine.



Vitamin Water or Gatorade?

WTF?



What do you do on fridays?

Collapse.



What is your favorite song of all time?

I have more than one.



Do you like bananas?

Of course.

What colour are your eyes?

Blue

What sort of Character would you play in a comic book (hero, humorous, sidekick, villain, that abrasive newspaper guy, etc.)

A ninja penguin

If you were on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition' what kind of room would you ask for?

Art Nouveau boudoir   I'd want it olive green and white with mirrored furniture.

If you were one word, what would you be?

Enigma.

If you could time travel, what would be your first stop?

Stratford-upon-Avon 1600ish to see if Shakespeare did write those plays/sonnets.

What is your natural hair colour?

medium brown with reddish tints.

What language would you like to speak fluently?

German I can speak it but not fluently and Irish because I hated learning it when I was a child.
 
What religion did you choose to follow?

am RC.   

Performing Arts, Fine Arts or Sports?

Fine arts bores me  Performing Arts is ok but I live, eat and breathe rugby

Riding Horses or riding dolphins?

I'm too scared of falling off a horse  and I'd never ride a dolphin but I might swim with one.

Are you fed up of all these questions?

Yep you could say that  

Do you believe a good life is attainable? or is it something that is out of our control i.e. subject to luck etc.

Bit of both. 

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

dunno, don't care  

What is your favourite colour?

Blue 

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

50m?  Depends if it's been helped in the steroid department

Beach or Mountain?

Mountain preferably in Austria.

Left handed or right handed?

Ambidextrous. 

Why are you taking this interview?

Cos I'm soft in the head  and I'm killing time before I have to go out.

Who do you count on when feeling down? 

close friends and family  

Do you plan in advance?

No I make it up as I go along - more fun that way  

What attracts you most?

Twinkling eyes & GSOH 

How many hobbies do you have?

I collect penguins and I like cross stitching and making quilts  - I know I'm a boring old fart

Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head?

The actor Brendan Coyle  

Do you say "I love you" in the relationship?

Sometimes yep but I think I love my dog  more than the OH  

Aliens have landed and selected you to visit their home planet.  Do you go with them?

No I substitute another of my feathered friends, besides they'll never know the difference  

Describe your perfect Sunday morning?

Being woken up with breakfast in bed.

If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?

Holding the soap and scrubbing the back of my favourite singer  Till Lindemann (from Rammstein) - I'd be perfect at that

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

New Zealand - Auckland. 

If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?

No one - I'd still be me  

If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?

Lemon butter gnocchi

What is your favourite word?

Obfuscation. 

What makes you cry?

Missing my mum

What makes you laugh?

My dog he's crazy and the little sayings children come out with 

If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?

In the Wild I would be a rock hopper penguin

If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?

I'd give to friends and family then to certain charities then I'd blow a load on a round the world trip.

If you could travel back in time, what mistake would you want to correct?

No point in regrets as it gets you down - live for today 

Do you believe the cup is half empty or half full?

Half empty but then I'm a miserable git 

Who was your hero as a child?

Tog the cat like creature in Pogles Wood

What do you do for fun?

Read, meet my friends, watch rugby and use the interweb lots 

Are you an outdoor or an indoor person?

Indoor unless it's sunny then I'm outside 

What 3 words would your best friends use to describe you?

Moaner, funny, brave.

If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?

Ummm I was once in that position 10 years ago and as you can see I'm still here - it would depend on how ill I was.  I think I'd just like to go quietly with friends and family with me.  I'm not one for big gestures.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Hopefully back teaching in a classroom of little year 2s

What are you most proud of in your life? 

Getting my degree and becoming a teacher as my teachers all said I was thick

Who do you admire the most?

No one person but many

Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?

I do but it's a medical tattoo - but I doubt that counts

When do you plan on getting married?

Never - I've seen enough of them break up to never want to go there

Get the number or give the number? 

  is this a 118 advert - got your number

How do you feel?

At the moment crap as I have a chest cold   but I'm about to have reflexology soon so hopefully I'll be chilled.

What size shoes do you wear?

Size 5

Water or 100% Juice?

Water

Would you rather be hot or cold?

Can't stand being cold so hotish.

Would you rather lose and arm or a leg?

Neither if I can help it.

Favourite place to eat?

Bella Italia - New Street Birmingham

Opera, musical, concert, play, performance or other?

All except opera.

If you had to pick one car, which would it be?

mute as I can't drive.  I'm hoping to have lessons soon!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to. Do you not think that maybe chickens have rights too? If you crossed the road no one would question you.

What was your last thought?

Is this stooopid questionnaire ever gonna end?

Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?

can I have the crackers and cookies - don't like juice and milk is

Favourite fruit?

Lychees 

Are you a cat or a dog person?

Dogs.  Like cats but I'm allergic to them  

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Neither - why on Earth would I want to be

Define yourself in 3 words.

small, friendly, hard working

What is your favourite TV show?

 There are loads but I suppose The Bill

Do you shower every single day?

yes and night time too except I had my first bath in ages last night

Walking past a beggar, spare a change or ignore? 

Spare a change.

Where do you want to travel next?

Home to Ireland would be nice.

What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out?

Be afraid as he's dead!

If you could have one super human power what would you choose?

Mind reading.

Have you had a beer in the last week?

No I don't drink very often and if I do it's a cider

Vitamin water or Gatorade?

Water plain and simple - gatorade is like gnats piddle

What do you do on Fridays?

Usually my maths homework

What is your favourite song of all time?

I have more than one but at the moment my favourite song is Mazzystar's Into Dust

Do you like bananas?

I sure do especially with custard.