Ello! I did this thingy on FB earlier and thought I'd post on here, would be interesting to see your answers too (It is very long though)
I have had to edit out some swear words from my answers
What colour are your eyes?
Hazel/Brown/Green/thingy
What sort of character would you play in a comic book (hero, humorous sidekick, villian, that abrasive newspaper guy, etc.)
An evil PMT-tastic Wonder woman possibly wearing a HRT patch over my left eye or something
If you were on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition; what kind of room would you ask for?
Contemporary but classy and if they painted it pink or orange I'd break their bloody neck.
If you were one word, what word would you be?
Deep
If you could time travel, what would be your first stop?
1994
What is your natural hair color?
Very dark brown
Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?
Cruise for the face, Brad for the height. Neither for persona.
What language would you like to speak fluently?
London
What religion did you choose to follow?
Am RC but the good man upstairs knows damn well I haven't followed it. (Draw your own conclusions on THAT one)
Performing Arts, Fine Arts, or Sports?
Performing Arts. WTF are fine arts? What does the third thing mean?
Riding horses or riding dolphins?
Times might be hard but I'm not that desperate (yet)
Are you fed up of all these questions?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Do you believe a good life is attainable? or is it something that is out of our control ie subject to luck etc.
Hmmm. Bit of both.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Whoever smoked the fag first and left the other one grumpy.
What is your favorite color?
Red
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
How the frig do I know? Ask the woodchuck?
beach or mountain?
Beach. Carribean. Not Clacton.
left handed or right handed?
Right
Why are you taking this interview?
Cos I'm bored, but I'm now also bored of doing this. I've started to itch a bit.
who do you count on when feeling down
Music
do you plan in advance
I plan to get my arse out of bed every day. That's about as far as it goes right now.
What attracts you most?
Laughter and sense of humour. A clean bill of sexual health is a bonus too.
Do you feel comfortable showing PDA in public?
Yes. I'm a right soppy cow really.
How many hobbies do you have
A few. Moaning is a popular one.
Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head?
Hmmm.
Do you say "I love you" in the relationship?
Yes. When I know I do. I say it to my friends aswell though. But obviously that's a different kind of love. Same with the dog. And my pay slip.
Aliens have landed and selected you to visit their home planet. Do you go with them?
Depends what's in it for me?
Describe your perfect Sunday morning?
Waking up to something nice who nices me back.
If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
Complaining
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
From where I've seen thus far, New York, Glasgow (West End), central London
If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?
Mariah Carey just to have the octave range
If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
No.52 from the Chinese menu probably. Cooking is not one of my better talents.
What is your favourite word?
Hmmmm!
What makes you cry?
Sad films, sad music in films, traffic wardens, no chocolate, PMT....the usual.
What makes you laugh?
Quite a lot.
If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
Tiger
If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?
Family, friends, property, travel.
If you could travel back in time, what mistake(s) would you want to correct?
A few things and bad choices.
Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
Ah. I got confused with this the other day. Half empty I think.
Who was your hero as a child?
Wonder woman and Barbie. I'm not sure if Satan is included on that list somewhere though.
What do you do for fun?
A bit of this and that.
Are you an outdoor or an indoor personWhat 3 words would your best friend use to describe you?
Maybe they can answe
Indoor. I don't like them people things out there.
If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?
Travel.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
I have absolutely no idea. Happiness would be nice though.
What are you most proud of in your life?
My son
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?
GSD (Vinnie) 2 gerbils (Reggie and Kale) and did have 2 cats who are now at my mums cos the dog tried to eat them (Frankie and AlfieKatMoon)
Who do you admire most?
Not who, but what. I admire honesty, bravery and loyalty.
Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
The old tattoo thing again. No I dont and yes I want one (or 3)
When do you plan on getting married?
When someone decent plans on asking me?
Get the number or give the number?
Get. Definitely.
How do you feel?
I'm getting a f****ng migraine cos of these dumbass questions. Anything else you'd like to know?
What size shoes do you wear?
5 or 5.5
Water or 100% Juice?
Both
Would you rather be hot or cold?
Oh FFS.
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
Ok now you're just being a plank.
Favorite Place to Eat?
Off a plate. With cutlery.
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
All of the above.
If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
Lexus, BM, I dunno. Something reliable but a demon on the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cos he wanted to get away from you, probably.
What was your last thought?
What a load of bollox this is.
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
Juice and crackers
Favorite fruit?
Clementines (I think)
Are you a cat or a dog person?
Both
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Deaf but neither would be better.
Define yourself in 3 words...
Pass.
What is your favorite TV show?
Im really bored now.
Do you shower every single day?
Yes. I do not ming.
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
Spare change if I have it. I never donate money that folds.
Where do you want to travel next?
That's what I'm debating right now.
What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out
He'd have to do it through a medium, but even so, I'd still tell him to do one.
What is your favorite food?
Fish
If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
Invisibility
Have you had a beer in the last week?
no
Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
Who?
What do you do on fridays?
Is that your best chat up line?
What is your favorite song of all time?
There's a few.
Do you like bananas?
Syonara f**kwit
I have had to edit out some swear words from my answers
What colour are your eyes?
Hazel/Brown/Green/thingy
What sort of character would you play in a comic book (hero, humorous sidekick, villian, that abrasive newspaper guy, etc.)
An evil PMT-tastic Wonder woman possibly wearing a HRT patch over my left eye or something
If you were on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition; what kind of room would you ask for?
Contemporary but classy and if they painted it pink or orange I'd break their bloody neck.
If you were one word, what word would you be?
Deep
If you could time travel, what would be your first stop?
1994
What is your natural hair color?
Very dark brown
Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?
Cruise for the face, Brad for the height. Neither for persona.
What language would you like to speak fluently?
London
What religion did you choose to follow?
Am RC but the good man upstairs knows damn well I haven't followed it. (Draw your own conclusions on THAT one)
Performing Arts, Fine Arts, or Sports?
Performing Arts. WTF are fine arts? What does the third thing mean?
Riding horses or riding dolphins?
Times might be hard but I'm not that desperate (yet)
Are you fed up of all these questions?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Do you believe a good life is attainable? or is it something that is out of our control ie subject to luck etc.
Hmmm. Bit of both.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Whoever smoked the fag first and left the other one grumpy.
What is your favorite color?
Red
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
How the frig do I know? Ask the woodchuck?
beach or mountain?
Beach. Carribean. Not Clacton.
left handed or right handed?
Right
Why are you taking this interview?
Cos I'm bored, but I'm now also bored of doing this. I've started to itch a bit.
who do you count on when feeling down
Music
do you plan in advance
I plan to get my arse out of bed every day. That's about as far as it goes right now.
What attracts you most?
Laughter and sense of humour. A clean bill of sexual health is a bonus too.
Do you feel comfortable showing PDA in public?
Yes. I'm a right soppy cow really.
How many hobbies do you have
A few. Moaning is a popular one.
Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head?
Hmmm.
Do you say "I love you" in the relationship?
Yes. When I know I do. I say it to my friends aswell though. But obviously that's a different kind of love. Same with the dog. And my pay slip.
Aliens have landed and selected you to visit their home planet. Do you go with them?
Depends what's in it for me?
Describe your perfect Sunday morning?
Waking up to something nice who nices me back.
If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
Complaining
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
From where I've seen thus far, New York, Glasgow (West End), central London
If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?
Mariah Carey just to have the octave range
If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
No.52 from the Chinese menu probably. Cooking is not one of my better talents.
What is your favourite word?
Hmmmm!
What makes you cry?
Sad films, sad music in films, traffic wardens, no chocolate, PMT....the usual.
What makes you laugh?
Quite a lot.
If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
Tiger
If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?
Family, friends, property, travel.
If you could travel back in time, what mistake(s) would you want to correct?
A few things and bad choices.
Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
Ah. I got confused with this the other day. Half empty I think.
Who was your hero as a child?
Wonder woman and Barbie. I'm not sure if Satan is included on that list somewhere though.
What do you do for fun?
A bit of this and that.
Are you an outdoor or an indoor personWhat 3 words would your best friend use to describe you?
Maybe they can answe
Indoor. I don't like them people things out there.
If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?
Travel.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
I have absolutely no idea. Happiness would be nice though.
What are you most proud of in your life?
My son
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?
GSD (Vinnie) 2 gerbils (Reggie and Kale) and did have 2 cats who are now at my mums cos the dog tried to eat them (Frankie and AlfieKatMoon)
Who do you admire most?
Not who, but what. I admire honesty, bravery and loyalty.
Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
The old tattoo thing again. No I dont and yes I want one (or 3)
When do you plan on getting married?
When someone decent plans on asking me?
Get the number or give the number?
Get. Definitely.
How do you feel?
I'm getting a f****ng migraine cos of these dumbass questions. Anything else you'd like to know?
What size shoes do you wear?
5 or 5.5
Water or 100% Juice?
Both
Would you rather be hot or cold?
Oh FFS.
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
Ok now you're just being a plank.
Favorite Place to Eat?
Off a plate. With cutlery.
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
All of the above.
If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
Lexus, BM, I dunno. Something reliable but a demon on the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cos he wanted to get away from you, probably.
What was your last thought?
What a load of bollox this is.
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
Juice and crackers
Favorite fruit?
Clementines (I think)
Are you a cat or a dog person?
Both
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Deaf but neither would be better.
Define yourself in 3 words...
Pass.
What is your favorite TV show?
Im really bored now.
Do you shower every single day?
Yes. I do not ming.
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
Spare change if I have it. I never donate money that folds.
Where do you want to travel next?
That's what I'm debating right now.
What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out
He'd have to do it through a medium, but even so, I'd still tell him to do one.
What is your favorite food?
Fish
If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
Invisibility
Have you had a beer in the last week?
no
Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
Who?
What do you do on fridays?
Is that your best chat up line?
What is your favorite song of all time?
There's a few.
Do you like bananas?
Syonara f**kwit