Would explain the high nut content they're always bragging about..
Urgh no!
Would explain the high nut content they're always bragging about..
Would explain the high nut content they're always bragging about..
Blizzie 
Deman That made me snortle 
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Wonder who's lurking in the Nutella then?
Only Christ knows. BTW Nutella is equally as offensive as Marmite and Coco Pops.Reference:
Only Christ knows. BTW Nutella is equally as offensive as Marmite and Coco Pops
AS you know, I can't concur on Marmite. But Coco Pops are the devil's arsebiscuits.
Coco Pops are the work of wonders
If you listen carefully to a bowl of Coco Pops, you can hear the Krankies. 
I'm gonna be a Jimmy Krankie again 
. My new mate is 6ft 6 and I'm 5ft 4 and a bit. All I need is a bloody red hat, have already got the freckles 
. My new mate is 6ft 6 and I'm 5ft 4 and a bit. All I need is a bloody red hat, have already got the freckles
My my, Jesus has been busy this week! 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...-his-frying-pan.html
DOZY Toby Elles cheated death in a pan fire as he tried to fry bacon - then found the face of JESUS burned in the cooking fat.
the face of Jesus in his frying pan
Relief ... Toby shows off his pan
Caters News Agency
Toby, 22, put on the rasher for a late snack, but fell asleep on the couch.
A slice of toast with the face of jesus
Holy toast ... this image drew lots of attention when first reported in 2005
He woke up an hour later after smelling Holy smoke and saw the meat was ablaze. When he moved the charred bacon, he spotted the Lord's face in his frying pan.
Bank worker Tony, of Salford, Gtr Manchester, said: "It's a miracle. But for the smoke, it could have been a very bad situation.
"I'll never clean the pan, I'll keep it forever."
Toby's "miracle" follows a string of other unexpected "appearances" by the Son of God.
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...n.html#ixzz0hxQK5wnB
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...-his-frying-pan.html
DOZY Toby Elles cheated death in a pan fire as he tried to fry bacon - then found the face of JESUS burned in the cooking fat.
the face of Jesus in his frying pan
Relief ... Toby shows off his pan
Caters News Agency
Toby, 22, put on the rasher for a late snack, but fell asleep on the couch.
A slice of toast with the face of jesus
Holy toast ... this image drew lots of attention when first reported in 2005
He woke up an hour later after smelling Holy smoke and saw the meat was ablaze. When he moved the charred bacon, he spotted the Lord's face in his frying pan.
Bank worker Tony, of Salford, Gtr Manchester, said: "It's a miracle. But for the smoke, it could have been a very bad situation.
"I'll never clean the pan, I'll keep it forever."
Toby's "miracle" follows a string of other unexpected "appearances" by the Son of God.
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...n.html#ixzz0hxQK5wnB
Jesus?
Bacon?
And I thought he was a Jew?
Bacon?
And I thought he was a Jew?
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Jesus? Bacon? And I thought he was a Jew?
Nah! He was just hamming it up for the masses!
*groans*