I'm not keen on February 2nd.  Most dates in January aren't too hot either. 

Thats happened to me too Renton although the guy didn't bother to call to let me know


And i leter found out he had a girlfriend!

Awww Shexy Kellog -  he was a bad 'un and not worthy of your flower

So many stories.. so little time..

I may return to this thread when I am properly awake!

I have one for you...

Many years ago I met a fella from Yorkshire in a Club in Manchester, we spoke on the phone every night for about a month. One Weekend we decided as his Parents were away I'd go over to Yorkshire (I didn't drive at the time) so he picked me up.

I had made it clear there would be no funny business  

Anyway, we got there and went for a couple of drinks in Harrogate, in one of the Bars he saw some girls he knew and they were really off with me, I didn't think anymore of it. We had a few drinks and went back to his, had a chat with his Sister and went to bed.

About 6.00am there was a hammering on the door, his Sister opened it and someone stomped up the stairs, opened the bedroom door, picked up a glass and threw it at us, then she (which I later found out was his GF who he was messing around) grabbed hold of my hair and dragged me out of bed! Lol....

I was a little stunned but gave her a punch in the face and dragged her to the floor with her hair, he sat there doing nothing....she then left shouting all sorts of stuff about me...WTF, had I know what a bastard he was I wouldn't have been there would I??

I got him to drive me home, all the way back to Bolton and the cheeky bastard even asked for Petrol money, which I gave him as I just wanted to get away from that place....I never saw him again after that even though he kept pestering me, though one of my best friends (Chris) did phone him up and threaten to knee-cap him if he ever even muttered my name again!!!!

*runs away*

Blimey DiD

lol i have a few

online dating is a barrel of laughs lol.

one guy i was talking to for a couple of weeks till we met, said he was cuddly (fair enough..esp as i'm a podge myself) but when i met him in town he was...well...i couldn;t really see any arms or legs ...i still had the date with him, but he turned out to be a right creep too *shudder*

another guy i met, as just friends! (so not strictly a date) i was heavily pregnant..another friend was meant to come with us but she couldn't make it. we'd been talking for months in a chat room. anyway when he turned up he had a survival kit backpack...which he takes EVERYWHERE! i mean i know my town can be rough but he even had tampons in there as they are good for treating bullet wounds... he also had about 5 mobile phones, a GPS, and about 5 other gadgets on a utility belt....then when we sat down for a drink he decided to tell me about how he likes dildos up his bum and told me he wanted to suck my boobies

i faked labour

I have never been on a date

I met my hubby when I was 18 and anything before that can't be classed as a date

Hoobs and DID though

Blimey mine is lame compared to those two examples!...Got a pal to phone and ditch him after the second date. As in "she doesn't want to see you again etc" I was 17 and a coward.This is long before mobiles and the comp were invented.

The meat and two veg came as a shock.

What a shame, you coulda discussed the offside rule with someone who cared an' all

My worst date..I married it

REF "another guy i met, as just friends! (so not strictly a date) i was heavily pregnant..another friend was meant to come with us but she couldn't make it. we'd been talking for months in a chat room. anyway when he turned up he had a survival kit backpack...which he takes EVERYWHERE! i mean i know my town can be rough but he even had tampons in there as they are good for treating bullet wounds... he also had about 5 mobile phones, a GPS, and about 5 other gadgets on a utility belt....then when we sat down for a drink he decided to tell me about how he likes dildos up his bum and told me he wanted to suck my boobies"

ROLF

That's made me proper laugh out loud
What's his number? LOL

666 - I'm guessing.

My worst date was just me getting horribly drunk.

He didn't call.

I'm glad.

my worst date was a guy saying he was going to the toilet ............ and he left me sitting there in the bar  for an hour

Did he come back, saying "I'd leave it for ten minutes"?

Or just disappear?

never to be seen again 

His loss Madamski

lol i probably have it in my old address book, but this was 8 years ago (nearly to the day as my eldest is 8 soon )

i remember not long after i met him, he met some lady in canada! he went there for a week...but she only met him for an hour on the first day...can't imagine why

i think she was an actual date too! so god knows what he was like with her lmao

I've never been on a proper 'date' either come to think of it. I hate all that formal stuff. I'd rather just get to know someone as a mate first.

One guy I used to go out with (who I wasn't mates with first, met in a bar and started going out the next day) said he was a member of the Freemasons (he was obsessed by them), swore he had cameras in his loft looking out across West London (I never ventured up there in case I turned into Anne Frank) and used to blare out A Horse with no Name by America at 4am convinced people were outside his house trying to get to him. His flat was pink, everything was pink, and he was like that guy out of Sleeping with the Enemy, obsessed about straight towels in the bathroom and tins in the cupboard. The 3 months I was with the bloke I was off my face for most of it so didn't see anything wrong at the time

He turned into a right nasty piece of work when I tried to leave him though and gave me crap for ages and did some really horrible mental stuff. I found out afterwards that his past wasn't quite the version he'd given me.

PMSL!

Bloody hell Karms, sounds like a weird film

Many years ago I arrived home for a weekend to find that I had been asked out by an absolute dish. Twas her 18th, in a pub, in the country. Well! Dear reader, she was all over me like a rash. What an evening! The next day I 'phoned her and requested a meeting the following w/e. It turned out that she was using me to make her BF jealous.

Darth, you trumped me...that is so freakily funny!

One of mine was when I met a guy in my local pub. I was wearing a black dress. He asked "Do you like black clothes?" Me.." errm well yes, I suppose I do " He asked me out and I met him the next night. He was wearing all black..boots, jeans, shirt, neckerchief, fringey cowboy jacket and a huge Stetson! Everybody was looking at him

God, these are priceless
I never really 'dated' before I met the OH, just had lots of brief encounters . Now I'm glad!

Oh this one didn't actually make it to a date but I was walking down the road one night and this old bloke with hardly any teeth stopped me and said 'Excuse me, would you be interested in sex?' Me: 'Sod off, I aint that bloody desparate' Old man: 'But I am'

Karma!

Omigoodness, Karma  

oh my, how do you take that one

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Karma, that's hilarious.

Oh Karma