And I had a witty answer for once in my life 
Don't press me on it ..............The moment is lost
I can't quote And I had a witty answer for once in my life
Don't press me on it ..............The moment is lost
And I had a witty answer for once in my life Don't press me on it ..............The moment is lost
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Don't press me on it ..............The moment is lost
Top Tip... if you remember... edit your post and insert it... all casual and off the cuff like!
Night night Ditty.........Edititng is beyond me I'm afraid, and spelling 
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I am transfixed by the womens olympic luging at the moment...
and trying to work out what the cow bells are all about!
I am transfixed by the womens olympic luging at the moment...
and trying to work out what the cow bells are all about!
Did you see my status last night Dits? I thought it was 'Women's Lube Singles' on the tele. I couldn't believe my eyes 
It's only when I checked the tele mag did I realise it said 'Luge' (I cant read small writing on the tele that well). And I thought it was called bobsleighing?
It's only when I checked the tele mag did I realise it said 'Luge' (I cant read small writing on the tele that well). And I thought it was called bobsleighing?
Yes... I did read your status and it made me giggle... and then tonight when it came on... daughter said same thing... "women's lube" - so I told her about your status.
Its a dodgy ol sport though.... when watching it.... all you can see are toes, thighs & mound
And... all the women doing it... they all look the same!
Its a dodgy ol sport though.... when watching it.... all you can see are toes, thighs & mound
And... all the women doing it... they all look the same!
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And I thought it was called bobsleighing
its bobsleighing for people without any friends to bobsleigh with!
we are watching the womens speed skating... but I am sort of looking at the laptop too.
Decided in the last one to support Yoshi from Japan... against some bird from China...
Yoshi won! I said Yay! Ickle said "oh... Yoshi has a gold camel toe!"
It took some of the triumph out of the victory really!
Decided in the last one to support Yoshi from Japan... against some bird from China...
Yoshi won! I said Yay! Ickle said "oh... Yoshi has a gold camel toe!"
It took some of the triumph out of the victory really!
Ohhh! Now I geddit!! And I was watching that thing a while ago with the hockey sticks and that was called curling? WTF is all THAT about? At least with polevaulting, long jump etc, it's pretty self explanatory, but all these farty names for these things that no-one really gives a toss about - it's dead confusing and I might just complain to the Chief of Olympics or summat. (I do love a good complaint letter or three)
Sorry, I've taken the thread off on a tangent. Erm ok, a way to leave your lover? It depends on why you're dumping them I suppose. But if they've cheated with someone or your mum or your cat or whatever then go hell for leather and let 'em have it. Expensive garments with arms and legs missing is usually a good start.
And I was watching that thing a while ago with the hockey sticks and that was called curling? WTF is all THAT about? At least with polevaulting, long jump etc, it's pretty self explanatory, but all these farty names for these things that no-one really gives a toss about - it's dead confusing and I might just complain to the Chief of Olympics or summat. (I do love a good complaint letter or three) Sorry, I've taken the thread off on a tangent. Erm ok, a way to leave your lover? It depends on why you're dumping them I suppose. But if they've cheated with someone or your mum or your cat or whatever then go hell for leather and let 'em have it. Expensive garments with arms and legs missing is usually a good start.
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hat was called curling? WTF is all THAT about?
its bowls on ice! 
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Expensive garments with arms and legs missing is usually a good start.
Scary bird!
That's pretty tame for me 
I'd try cutting the limbs off while the git's still wearing the clothes 
I had a proper evil chuckle then!
Am off to bed now
night Karma
Night lovely xx
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hhh! Now I geddit!! And I was watching that thing a while ago with the hockey sticks and that was called curling? WTF is all THAT about? At least with polevaulting, long jump etc, it's pretty self explanatory, but all these farty names for these things that no-one really gives a toss about - it's dead confusing and I might just complain to the Chief of Olympics or summat. (I do love a good complaint letter or three)
curling.Using a drunk person's own clothing, to clean up the piss that they just left on the floor.
After observing Jim pissing in the corner of the room, Marisa waited for Jim to remove his clothes, and pass out. She then took his clothes and went Curling.
Thanks Marcus
I rolled out of bed for the post sex ciggie, and just kept on rolling.