hahaha, me too Jen
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I hope its doomed cos i live with me Mum
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In my experience Renton! Try, on this feast of St Valentines Day, dusting, polishing, and hoovering the house from top to bottom. That way your opposite gender partner is more likely to (how can I say this so as not to offend?) let you closely inspect her clematis and perform the act of Horatio. Your current path is doomed to failure.
Ooooh Joe! Is this why you did that yesterday? 
Not really.
I can take it or leave it, me.
I can take it or leave it, me.
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I can take it or leave it, me.
Yeah right Bob!http://www.ivillage.co.uk/ivil...80661_181961,00.html
OMG i can see why its called MONOLUGES
If these women said this nonesense to another living soul they wud o been carted off yonks ago - lol
If these women said this nonesense to another living soul they wud o been carted off yonks ago - lol
You're sounding a tad bitter there Renton Bob!
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If these women said this nonesense to another living soul they wud o been carted off yonks ago
I think that, in the main, the vagina monolgues are brilliant, some hilariously funny and some truly heartbreaking 'real' stories from 'real' woman. Also, through it, the laudable creation of 'V day' (Feb 14th,) which has raised am enormous amount of money for women's anti-violence groups. There is some valid criticism of the monologues but I'm guessing that you're not of the Germaine Greer/ Camillia Paglia school of thought Renton!!!
Oh Lord Germaine Greer - where do i start - lol
Ardent activist for the female - fell flat on her mush calling another woman's attire as "f*ck me boots"
... and after all that hard work - wot a calamity
Ardent activist for the female - fell flat on her mush calling another woman's attire as "f*ck me boots"
... and after all that hard work - wot a calamity
NEVER diss the f*ck me boots/shoes. It's Valentine's day tomorrow ya numpty. Even if you don't get lucky, don't begrudge the rest of us who knows what it takes!
I have some f*ck off boots.
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Renton 4896 Forum PostsToday at 10:53 (Edited: ) I hope its doomed cos i live with me Mum
Now why doesn't that surprise me?
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KARMA - for crying out loud you know i LOVE women
Akin to the way Henry Vll loved his wives I imagine.
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This is just looking at the silliness that went on "in your day"
Hmm, one wonders what went on in ''your day''. Violent films, pornographic magazines and stained sheets comes to mind. (Nowt personal, just guessing your age judged on the persona you impress on here)
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Now why doesn't that surprise me?
GROWLY my Mum had a stroke that nearly killed her - she needs 24hr care - and i support her the best i can.For that reason i happy and proud to be at home
