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bet no-one's left a 10 day old baby in Boots because they'd forgotton they
Eeeeeeeeeerrrrm no
A false leg has been in the lost property department of a local bus company
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My OH did Essie. The baby was about 6 weeks old at the time and hubbie was in Tesco. They all know him there so they let him go as far as the door and then called him back and asked him if he had forgotten something. He checked for his wallet and that he had the 2 bags of shopping but forgot about the child. They all had a great laugh about it.
Problem is Tayto, my husband and 10 year old son were with me, we left Boot's walked through a shopping precinct, then up a set of escalators then through another precinct out to the carpark and we'd all forgotten about him. It's only when we were loading the shopping in the boot we realised we had loads of room, because the pram was missing.
janey mac Essie. Ours was the local Tesco in a small town where everyone knows you. You must have got an awful shock.
Were they looking after the baby for you?
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Were they looking after the baby for you?
Thats the funny thing, he was exactly where we'd left him.Reference:
Problem is Tayto, my husband and 10 year old son were with me, we left Boot's walked through a shopping precinct, then up a set of escalators then through another precinct out to the carpark and we'd all forgotten about him. It's only when we were loading the shopping in the boot we realised we had loads of room, because the pram was missing
That is bad Essie, and thank goodness it turned out well
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Thats the funny thing, he was exactly where we'd left him
But did anyone notice?
Christ preserve me doing anything public!
At home it's okay.I still have me wits about me outdoors....just!
At home it's okay.I still have me wits about me outdoors....just!
It's always my glasses with me. The other day I couldn't find them and wandered the house looking for them. Gave up and got the spare pair...and went to the car. Mr Kaytee was staring at me in a confused sort of way. When I asked what was the matter....he asked me why I was wearing two sets of glasses....one on my head and one where they should be.
I've just been to the Post Office ( husband waiting in the car outside ) and came out and opened the door to get in the car behind ours. 
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Ello Stonks...... I've done the opposite and got into the driving side before...... and don't drive. I wondered why OH was standing staring at me.......
Ello Baz, I've even tried getting into the wrong car but never tried to drive when I could'nt....Reference:
I bet no-one's left a 10 day old baby in Boots because they'd forgotton they had a new baby.
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Problem is Tayto, my husband and 10 year old son were with me, we left Boot's walked through a shopping precinct, then up a set of escalators then through another precinct out to the carpark and we'd all forgotten about him. It's only when we were loading the shopping in the boot we realised we had loads of room, because the pram was missing.
Soz but O roared laughing at this....
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I've just been to the Post Office ( husband waiting in the car outside ) and came out and opened the door to get in the car behind ours.
was it raining? cause you could blame it on the rain 
It's the endless going into a room, standing there hands on hips, wondering what you went in there for in the first place. X 5.
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It's the endless going into a room, standing there hands on hips, wondering what you went in there for in the first place. X 5.
This also works for going up the stairs for something and as you say remembering later what it was, thus climbing the stairs and forgetting again. Worse still when you have a female partner who can remember everything you ever said or did in all it's minute and tedious detail. 
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Mine are..tried to put bread into the VCR to make toast....squirted fairy liguid over my chicken to baste it and got in the passenger side of the car only to realise I was the driver....
They're all good/funny but yours made me really laugh Stonks 
Flippin eck Essie........good job that one turned out well
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They're all good/funny but yours made me really laugh Stonks
And I washed the chicken and cooked it....
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This also works for going up the stairs for something and as you say remembering later what it was, thus climbing the stairs and forgetting again. Worse still when you have a female partner who can remember everything you ever said or did in all it's minute and tedious detail.
The car one happend to me as well, dad took me to Asda food shooping, packed the boot and then i took the trolley back, when i returned my dad was sitting in the passenger seat *he was the driver* so i got in the drivers seat and asked for the keys *dad* your not bliddy insured to drive my car also i nipped into a shop and my dad was waiting outside for me, a woman got back into the car and my dad started driving off and the woman next to him screamed, the woman had realised she had got into the wrong car i wouldn't mind but the woman was black and i'm as white and fair as they come and my dad hadn't noticed
so i got in the drivers seat and asked for the keys *dad* your not bliddy insured to drive my car also i nipped into a shop and my dad was waiting outside for me, a woman got back into the car and my dad started driving off and the woman next to him screamed, the woman had realised she had got into the wrong car i wouldn't mind but the woman was black and i'm as white and fair as they come and my dad hadn't noticed
Oh Aims! you do have your share!
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The car one happend to me as well, dad took me to Asda food shooping, packed the boot and then i took the trolley back, when i returned my dad was sitting in the passenger seat *he was the driver* so i got in the drivers seat and asked for the keys *dad* your not bliddy insured to drive my car also i nipped into a shop and my dad was waiting outside for me, a woman got back into the car and my dad started driving off and the woman next to him screamed, the woman had realised she had got into the wrong car i wouldn't mind but the woman was black and i'm as white and fair as they come and my dad hadn't noticed
I think they should do studies on Aimee's family! Reference:
I think they should do studies on Aimee's family!
they're already happening :taps side of nose:. Two blondes living under one roof & little Aims has to get her electrical loss from somebody & me thinks it Aimee 
All the lost phones are in the fridge?
Yesterday I asked my daughter what time Tesco are delivering 20 times, I seriously forgot, in the end she wrote it down and stuck it to the cupboard. I then had a row with the OH who I thought kept shutting the door on me, when in fact I was pushing it open and it kept hitting the bin behind. I did this 10 times. And I can't remember any more.
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Blizzie 10128 Forum PostsToday at 01:12 (Edited: ) I think they should do studies on Aimee's family!
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Abo 1058 Forum PostsToday at 01:27 (Edited: ) Reference: I think they should do studies on Aimee's family! they're already happening :taps side of nose:. Two blondes living under one roof & little Aims has to get her electrical loss from somebody & me thinks it Aimee
Hmmm, last week I got to work, rooted in my bag for my glasses case and pulled out the remote control for the TV at home....thought the batteries had gone in the remote, alas, I was trying to switch the TV over with my glasses case
I have also sprayed my hair with polish & deod in the past...!
I have also sprayed my hair with polish & deod in the past...!
LOl at OP, 'tis true!
They say one can't tell dream from reality and it's true the older you become believe me! I cover this by saying "I did tell you didn't I..."?
I do get caught out tho'.
They say one can't tell dream from reality and it's true the older you become believe me! I cover this by saying "I did tell you didn't I..."?
I do get caught out tho'.