Ooh do I need safety clobber in here ;-)
Stab stab stab! 
Good Lawd laddie - that's a bit excessive 
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Good Lawd laddie - that's a bit excessive
Jus trying to kill the thread Ma'am 
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Jus trying to kill the thread Ma'am
well, don't make a noise ... I'm not a well person 
I've lost my voice
(DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT MUF. DON'T.)
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(DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT MUF. DON'T.)
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Morning El Loro - thanks for turning up - now I don't look quite as sad, playing with myself
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Jus trying to kill the thread Ma'am
Didn't work then did it
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Didn't work then did it
Bugger!I thought I'd locked that door
Hiya Pam
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How's you?
I is good 
How's life for you (footie not withstanding
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LOL. Tis ok at the mo I guess. Full of cold but hey ho.
Never expected to win that one anyway. I do expect to win at the weekend though
Never expected to win that one anyway. I do expect to win at the weekend though
gooodbye cruel fred..
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gooodbye cruel fred..
You are soooo out of practise!!
i cant believe this is still running...or limping along..or even crawling! The Captain Scarlet of freds!
What's with the thread killing?
Can I throw walnut shells at it?
Can I throw walnut shells at it?
thats just cruel sweet...may have a nut allergy! stab, shoot, poisin or blow up!!
Oops how silly of me, ok let me try this again..
*blasts with machine gun!*
*blasts with machine gun!*
there now, doesn't that feel better??!! better than messing around with nuts?
Oh much! Thank you, I feel great now
*whacks thread with baseball bat*
*whacks thread with baseball bat*
ok, ok...dont go mad Sweet!! put the weapon down....
Too much too soon huh?
I do get a little excited sometimes, I'll try to contain myself until tmra :-D
I do get a little excited sometimes, I'll try to contain myself until tmra :-D
hope you managed to contain your excitement.. have another bash today? (bash, biff or kapow!!)
Stomp trample kasplat!
in your size 12 caterpillar boots again?!!
It's suddenly got very violent in here
I know, what do these young pups know anyway?
Tis frightening behaviour, Pamula 
young pup?! wot a wunderful woman you is pam!
Ooh I love being called young, maybe I'll get asked for I.D. now ;-)
does me pension book act as id??
I think the pass bus counts
jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.....i've really squished this thread now..it sooooo thin!
*thinks of After Eight mint..slurp*
*thinks of After Eight mint..slurp*
I love after eight mints! We always scoff them whilst watching elf :-)
*smothers thread by falling asleep on it*
*smothers thread by falling asleep on it*
* dangles after eight under sweets nose..watches nostrils twitch like thumpers..
Hmm.. Whaaa?.. Ooh yummy!
*sugar rush jumps on thread tail like a hyper little hooligan*
*sugar rush jumps on thread tail like a hyper little hooligan*
not the tail! pleeeease!
Either I am an actual thread killer, or everyone's AWOL this weekend!
Maybe I'm an actual forum killer.. :-~
Maybe I'm an actual forum killer.. :-~