Rock n Roll

silly mare.

So distraught that she has to go to  a red top.

"I was unfaithful and its someone else's fault my marriage is over, oh noes"

Twonk

The mum said she was sozzled when the Swedish DJ invited her to his hotel room after the gig in Aberdeen, where she lives.

She said: "He didn't offer me a drink.

Because she'd clearly already had enough?
Stupid mare! Hardly Jonas's fault if he took what was on offer, is it?

what is it that no-one can take responsibility for their own behaviour these days? "she was sozzled" try stopping after the first 2 bottles!! have a bliddy orange juice you stupid bint!

Oh, I know
And we're even supposed to feel sorry for her, because he was a rubbish bonk. What was she expecting with a total stranger after a sweaty techno gig? A three-hour tantric orgasm-fest?

Toid

I think he's saving that as an exclusive performance for Kat this coming weekend!

What a complete load of rubbish, so the slapper sleeps with Jonas, doesn't  tell her beloved husband. And then, after thinking she would'nt see him again (she did'nt in RL, he was on the TV!) is delirious with the thought of making money out of it horrified, so horrified that she had to confess all.  Kerching all the way, bet she thought all her christmas's had come at once.

 

LOL @ some random woman whining in the newspapers that her marriage is ruined because she cheated on her husband.  What do you expect??  Learn to keep your legs closed, love.

& why has she waited till he is in the final?? More money perhaps about complete lies.

anyone else thinking the whole story is a bit exagerated?

she probably asked for his autograph at the bus stop and he took one of her chips...