Monday 25th January, 9.00pm Channel 4.
Day 22
8:41am
Last night, as part of a celebrity charades task, housemates earned a lie-in of 1 hour and 10 minutes. Housemates are unaware that prior to this, Big Brother had been planning to wake them at 7:30am.
Housemates are woken up by a Rick Astley song. They realise the time and Vinnie turns off the lights and tells everyone to go back to sleep. The song is played again and Ivana dances around the bedroom to it whilst Nicola and Stephanie sway in time to the music.
9:45am
Most of the housemates are in the lounge. Vinnie says to Stephanie that he thinks she'll be in the paper with Heidi for both bonking Marlon Brando. Stephanie replies "oh yes, we both have the T-shirt". Vinnie adds that he wonders who else there could be who they've both had.
Dane says there's been a bit of that going on in here and adds that it wasn't nice for Alex last night to hear about his and Katie Price's sex tape. He goes on to announce that it was more searched than Pammy's sex tape and was "the biggest thing on the internet". He adds that "it made her a lot bigger". Vinnie asks him why they broke up and Dane explains that he told her if she did any more "nudey" stuff then he would end it and so she did it to "spite" him.
11:17am
Alex collects a mystery wooden box from the store room. He opens it in the living room and reads aloud to housemates that they have to be chained to another housemate for the day so they can get to know each other better. Vinnie is paired with Ivana, Alex is paired with Dane, and Nicola, Jonas and Stephanie are together.
Alex reveals he would like to take the chains home with him as "there is someone I would love to do this to".
Ivana jokes and tells an unimpressed Vinnie that she needs to "go to bathroom". She sits on Vinnie's knee, gives him a hug, kisses his head and says "I can become to know you better". Vinnie squirms.
12:17pm
Alex and Dane are in the kitchen washing up when Alex gets water on his sock. Him and Dane start to moan about everywhere in the kitchen being wet.
Vinnie and Ivana are in the bathroom. Vinnie takes Ivana's chains off so that she can go for a shower. He must wait by the door as she goes in.
Alex is still moaning about there being water all over the kitchen surfaces. Stephanie, Jonas and Nicola walk past the kitchen and Dane asks them "who was stupid enough to wash up the lettuce and leave water everywhere?" They tell him it was Vinnie, Vinnie then shouts from the bathroom that it was Stephanie that washed it and she's trying to blame him. Alex continues to moan and Vinnie shouts to him to "stop being a minge and take some hormone tablets".
1:05pm
Vinnie is brushing his hair in the bathroom. Ivana mutters "we've got all day"
Alex wonders aloud about why he is hated. Dane tells him that it's probably to do with the fact that the public don't like Katie so they don't like her boyfriend either. Alex adds "the stuff with Peter and the kids, maybe that is what it is?"
Jonas admits to Stephanie and Nicola that he's never had a proper conversation with Vinnie as when he talks to Vinnie all his self confidence disappears. He adds that Vinnie is one of his favourite actors and he's very like the characters he plays. Stephanie says she can see what kind of actor Vinnie would be - "a force". Stephanie says that she has to go to the toilet and as they all have to go Nicola says "we might as well squeeze one out" Stephanie tells her to rephrase it and that "going to the bathroom" will be fine. They pause to laugh at Ivana and Vinnie together.
Alex and Dane talk about Vinnie and Ivana, Dane tells him that she (Ivana) is the only one that does his head in.
2:14pm
Big Brother has called Stephanie, Nicola and Jonas to the Diary Room. Asked about how they are getting on Jonas says that he's enjoying being chained to two very sweet women and says he "could do it for the whole week".
The rest of the housemates are in the snug, talking about shopping. Vinnie talks about how he paid ÂĢ400 for a pair of socks, Dane and Alex are shocked. Dane says "that is stupid" and Alex agrees. Vinnie calls him a "cheap bastard". Alex winds Vinnie up telling him that he's "lost the working class vote" and that it is "snobby" and not "humble". Vinnie tells Alex "Ive got more votes in my little finger than you have in your whole body" adding "if I want you out of this house I can do it in two seconds". Alex continues to wind Vinnie up and says that Vinnie is no longer the people's champion; "the champ is dead" and that he (Alex) might become the people's champion instead. The banter continues. Ivana tells them she has had enough of the "boxing bullshit"
4:05pm
Dane goes to the toilet whilst still chained to Alex. Alex turns his back to Dane whilst he has a wee and his face says it all when Dane walks out and doesn't wash his hands.
4:23pm
Jonas and Nicola are waiting for Stephanie, who is in the toilet.
Nicola tells Jonas that he looks a bit like Stephen if he squints a bit and smiles. Jonas does an impersonation.
Dane and Alex talk about dinner. Alex admits that he wants to muscle in, Dane warns him that he has to think of something to cook first, Alex looks a bit bemused. In the kitchen Vinnie stabs a chicken breast with a knife and grins at Dane and Alex. Dane and Alex giggle. Ivana none the wiser to what's going on asks them why they're laughing.
5:01pm
Nicola thinks that she's put weight on in the house, Stephanie thinks she has too. They feel each other's bottoms. Jonas tells Nicola that a woman should have curves.
In the Diary Room Alex talks about the task. He says that he's bonding with Dane and although there's a history between them it's not a problem. He goes on to talk about how Vinnie and Ivana are getting along, they are both quite bossy but don't realise it. He says that he feels like Vinnie is always putting him down but he got his own back today with the comment he made about Vinnie being an old man.
5:58pm
Housemates have been chained together for 6 and a half hours.
Nicola and Stephanie complain they are bored on the sofa. Big Brother tells the housemates that they can unchain themselves. Nicola is excited and Jonas asks whether it was useful, Stephanie retorts there was about half an hour of usefulness.
6:28pm
Jonas sings a song that he made up to Nicola, she joins in.
Dane is in the Diary Room, Big Brother tells him because he is the keeper of the key he has access to a secret room which he can take one housemate into after the others have gone to bed. Dane decides to take Jonas
Dane comes out the Diary Room and tells Jonas that he has a secret to tell him later
7:05pm
Jonas talks about the computer games he wants to play when he leaves the house. Dane jokes he should get a girlfriend.
Dane and Jonas go out to the smoking area where Dane shares his secret. Jonas is really happy that Dane picked him and says even if it is an eviction 'I love you'. They speculate about what might be in the room.
7:17pm
Stephanie tells Ivana that she feels very childlike and happy in the house and likes having no responsibilities. Ivana says that it will be interesting if the public are now deciding who goes, Stephanie says "they will find our captain impressive"
Dane tells Vinnie and Alex that he doesn't think he will get to the end and that Vinnie will win because he's very likable. Alex says that he's surprised to get this far but he would like to win. Vinnie says that it would be ridiculous if Alex won as he would have changed the public's minds in 3 weeks, he then adds that because Alex has teamed up with him it will pay off.
Dane and Jonas come up with a plan to get into the secret room. They worry that there might be something bad in there.
8:53pm
Most of the Housemates are in the bedroom. Dane says that they've had some giggles in the task today and tells Ivana that her "boxing is bullshit" comment earlier was funny. Ivana is called to the Diary Room, Vinnie makes fun of her shouting about her putting her wig on in the bathroom. Ivana goes to the Diary Room and when she's out of earshot Vinnie says "high five grandma"
In the Diary Room, Ivana says that she liked being chained to Vinnie as he teases her and they made a good team.
Meanwhile, in the bedroom Vinnie says that he and Ivana didn't speak all day when they were chained together
10:50pm
Most of the Housemates have been asleep for one hour and five minutes
In the garden Jonas and Dane wonder if they should go into the secret room. They decide to play rock, paper, scissors and as Jonas wins they go into the room. Inside there is a Nintendo Wii, pizza, beer and sexy pictures of the female housemates. Dane says "I don't care if they catch us, I'm staying here all night". After they have finished the beers, they creep back into the bedroom and lay in bed smiling.
Day 22
8:41am
Last night, as part of a celebrity charades task, housemates earned a lie-in of 1 hour and 10 minutes. Housemates are unaware that prior to this, Big Brother had been planning to wake them at 7:30am.
Housemates are woken up by a Rick Astley song. They realise the time and Vinnie turns off the lights and tells everyone to go back to sleep. The song is played again and Ivana dances around the bedroom to it whilst Nicola and Stephanie sway in time to the music.
9:45am
Most of the housemates are in the lounge. Vinnie says to Stephanie that he thinks she'll be in the paper with Heidi for both bonking Marlon Brando. Stephanie replies "oh yes, we both have the T-shirt". Vinnie adds that he wonders who else there could be who they've both had.
Dane says there's been a bit of that going on in here and adds that it wasn't nice for Alex last night to hear about his and Katie Price's sex tape. He goes on to announce that it was more searched than Pammy's sex tape and was "the biggest thing on the internet". He adds that "it made her a lot bigger". Vinnie asks him why they broke up and Dane explains that he told her if she did any more "nudey" stuff then he would end it and so she did it to "spite" him.
11:17am
Alex collects a mystery wooden box from the store room. He opens it in the living room and reads aloud to housemates that they have to be chained to another housemate for the day so they can get to know each other better. Vinnie is paired with Ivana, Alex is paired with Dane, and Nicola, Jonas and Stephanie are together.
Alex reveals he would like to take the chains home with him as "there is someone I would love to do this to".
Ivana jokes and tells an unimpressed Vinnie that she needs to "go to bathroom". She sits on Vinnie's knee, gives him a hug, kisses his head and says "I can become to know you better". Vinnie squirms.
12:17pm
Alex and Dane are in the kitchen washing up when Alex gets water on his sock. Him and Dane start to moan about everywhere in the kitchen being wet.
Vinnie and Ivana are in the bathroom. Vinnie takes Ivana's chains off so that she can go for a shower. He must wait by the door as she goes in.
Alex is still moaning about there being water all over the kitchen surfaces. Stephanie, Jonas and Nicola walk past the kitchen and Dane asks them "who was stupid enough to wash up the lettuce and leave water everywhere?" They tell him it was Vinnie, Vinnie then shouts from the bathroom that it was Stephanie that washed it and she's trying to blame him. Alex continues to moan and Vinnie shouts to him to "stop being a minge and take some hormone tablets".
1:05pm
Vinnie is brushing his hair in the bathroom. Ivana mutters "we've got all day"
Alex wonders aloud about why he is hated. Dane tells him that it's probably to do with the fact that the public don't like Katie so they don't like her boyfriend either. Alex adds "the stuff with Peter and the kids, maybe that is what it is?"
Jonas admits to Stephanie and Nicola that he's never had a proper conversation with Vinnie as when he talks to Vinnie all his self confidence disappears. He adds that Vinnie is one of his favourite actors and he's very like the characters he plays. Stephanie says she can see what kind of actor Vinnie would be - "a force". Stephanie says that she has to go to the toilet and as they all have to go Nicola says "we might as well squeeze one out" Stephanie tells her to rephrase it and that "going to the bathroom" will be fine. They pause to laugh at Ivana and Vinnie together.
Alex and Dane talk about Vinnie and Ivana, Dane tells him that she (Ivana) is the only one that does his head in.
2:14pm
Big Brother has called Stephanie, Nicola and Jonas to the Diary Room. Asked about how they are getting on Jonas says that he's enjoying being chained to two very sweet women and says he "could do it for the whole week".
The rest of the housemates are in the snug, talking about shopping. Vinnie talks about how he paid ÂĢ400 for a pair of socks, Dane and Alex are shocked. Dane says "that is stupid" and Alex agrees. Vinnie calls him a "cheap bastard". Alex winds Vinnie up telling him that he's "lost the working class vote" and that it is "snobby" and not "humble". Vinnie tells Alex "Ive got more votes in my little finger than you have in your whole body" adding "if I want you out of this house I can do it in two seconds". Alex continues to wind Vinnie up and says that Vinnie is no longer the people's champion; "the champ is dead" and that he (Alex) might become the people's champion instead. The banter continues. Ivana tells them she has had enough of the "boxing bullshit"
4:05pm
Dane goes to the toilet whilst still chained to Alex. Alex turns his back to Dane whilst he has a wee and his face says it all when Dane walks out and doesn't wash his hands.
4:23pm
Jonas and Nicola are waiting for Stephanie, who is in the toilet.
Nicola tells Jonas that he looks a bit like Stephen if he squints a bit and smiles. Jonas does an impersonation.
Dane and Alex talk about dinner. Alex admits that he wants to muscle in, Dane warns him that he has to think of something to cook first, Alex looks a bit bemused. In the kitchen Vinnie stabs a chicken breast with a knife and grins at Dane and Alex. Dane and Alex giggle. Ivana none the wiser to what's going on asks them why they're laughing.
5:01pm
Nicola thinks that she's put weight on in the house, Stephanie thinks she has too. They feel each other's bottoms. Jonas tells Nicola that a woman should have curves.
In the Diary Room Alex talks about the task. He says that he's bonding with Dane and although there's a history between them it's not a problem. He goes on to talk about how Vinnie and Ivana are getting along, they are both quite bossy but don't realise it. He says that he feels like Vinnie is always putting him down but he got his own back today with the comment he made about Vinnie being an old man.
5:58pm
Housemates have been chained together for 6 and a half hours.
Nicola and Stephanie complain they are bored on the sofa. Big Brother tells the housemates that they can unchain themselves. Nicola is excited and Jonas asks whether it was useful, Stephanie retorts there was about half an hour of usefulness.
6:28pm
Jonas sings a song that he made up to Nicola, she joins in.
Dane is in the Diary Room, Big Brother tells him because he is the keeper of the key he has access to a secret room which he can take one housemate into after the others have gone to bed. Dane decides to take Jonas
Dane comes out the Diary Room and tells Jonas that he has a secret to tell him later
7:05pm
Jonas talks about the computer games he wants to play when he leaves the house. Dane jokes he should get a girlfriend.
Dane and Jonas go out to the smoking area where Dane shares his secret. Jonas is really happy that Dane picked him and says even if it is an eviction 'I love you'. They speculate about what might be in the room.
7:17pm
Stephanie tells Ivana that she feels very childlike and happy in the house and likes having no responsibilities. Ivana says that it will be interesting if the public are now deciding who goes, Stephanie says "they will find our captain impressive"
Dane tells Vinnie and Alex that he doesn't think he will get to the end and that Vinnie will win because he's very likable. Alex says that he's surprised to get this far but he would like to win. Vinnie says that it would be ridiculous if Alex won as he would have changed the public's minds in 3 weeks, he then adds that because Alex has teamed up with him it will pay off.
Dane and Jonas come up with a plan to get into the secret room. They worry that there might be something bad in there.
8:53pm
Most of the Housemates are in the bedroom. Dane says that they've had some giggles in the task today and tells Ivana that her "boxing is bullshit" comment earlier was funny. Ivana is called to the Diary Room, Vinnie makes fun of her shouting about her putting her wig on in the bathroom. Ivana goes to the Diary Room and when she's out of earshot Vinnie says "high five grandma"
In the Diary Room, Ivana says that she liked being chained to Vinnie as he teases her and they made a good team.
Meanwhile, in the bedroom Vinnie says that he and Ivana didn't speak all day when they were chained together
10:50pm
Most of the Housemates have been asleep for one hour and five minutes
In the garden Jonas and Dane wonder if they should go into the secret room. They decide to play rock, paper, scissors and as Jonas wins they go into the room. Inside there is a Nintendo Wii, pizza, beer and sexy pictures of the female housemates. Dane says "I don't care if they catch us, I'm staying here all night". After they have finished the beers, they creep back into the bedroom and lay in bed smiling.
It will be awful if he goes on to win.
