10.27am
It's the morning after Stephen and Sisqo have been evicted.
Stephanie reflects on the loss of characters from the house.
Stephanie "a character like Sisqo" but Vinnie doesn't agree "a character like Sisqo?"
Vinnie says he didn't like his jealousy. And didn't like listening to him bad mouthing him whilst he was in the bedroom. Vinnie "in the old days I'd have never have took that Steph he'd have been thrown thro the window." Stephanie "I know".
Nicola and Ivana are doing their hair..Ivana realises her PR people and friends would have been up at the studios last night. Nicola "I was very happy that you stayed." Ivana "Thank you."
Alex is balancing on his knees on Ivana's gym ball. Stephanie tells him he will break it. Alex says "these things can take 20 stone! - I am 14" . Vinnie "yeah but with your weight and your ego it's a bit more than 20 stone."
Vinnie is the Diary Room talking to Big Brother he says the house is quieter now.
But he thinks "Steph is just playing for the public at little bit, I don't know what her game is. But she's had plenty to say about Stephen and Sisqo, and now all of a sudden they've been evicted she is saying "Two great characters have left" it is very two faced if you ask me."
Vinnie thinks Stephanie has changed since Ivana came in. "we are clashing a bit" and how she's "talking condescending cr*p" and has "gone tactical" and he thinks Steph "wants to win it now" "She's doing extra things like more washing up."
He can see it and if he can see it - he reckons the public will see it.
Vinnie "I feel I represent the public more than anybody in here. "
11.11am
In the garden Dane is joining in with Alex and Vinnie's exercise.
Inside Ivana, Nicola and Stephanie discuss Dane.
Nicola comments on Dane doing the exercise "He probably will enjoy it.. and regret not doing it every day."
Stephanie "it's lovely! Dane is doing everything, he's opening up like a flower.."
Stephanie "Danes a very good guy! At first I hadn't heard of him".
Ivana "I think he's basically a shy guy"
Nicola "no he's not!"
Stephanie "a low self esteem".
11.55am
Jonas is in the bedroom talking to Stephanie. He comments he's never spent such a long time living with other people.
Stephanie says it's like dÉjà vu for her as she lived in a commune in the 60's so it's like 'coming home'. She adds that in the 60's they would have rounded on Vinnie though for being overly obsessed with his cleaning the house.
Nicola is in the snug when the Tree of Temptation speaks to her. "Pssst! Nicola, it's me the tree." "Stay where you are. Don't let anyone know your talking to the tree."
Nicola is offered the chance of winning a message from home, if she agrees to play a game of Kiss and Tell. Or Tell and Kiss! Over the course of today, Nicola must take aside each housemate and tell them a home truth. Then give them a kiss…
As the tree said, "Just a peck, no tongues, I know what you Page 3 girls are like."
If she succeeds she will get a message from home. However, if she betrays the tree, she will face the wrath of the tree of temptation. Nicola agreed to the task..
It is not long before Nicola approaches Ivana in the kitchen who is dressed in an orange tracksuit asks where she got it.. and then "You look like a big fat orange." Ivana explains it is one of her own collection. Ivana laughs and nods "an orange bird" . Nicola plants her kiss and gives her a hug.
Part Two
12.24pm
Nicola walks from the bedroom to the lounge arm in arm with Dane "you stink" "Don't you think Dane's really handsome but you remind me a bit of Danny De Vito".
Dane "he's a big fat bald dude." - "why you being like this Nic?"
She then goes over to Jonas and tells him he looks "like Roland Rat - you remind me of a rat."
Jonas looks baffled "A Rat? A rat?"
12.58pm
Alex is in the kitchen Nicola asks him "Alex when did you have your teeth whitened?"
Alex "the day before I came in here." She queries whether he's been drinking tea.. he realises this is bad and could have discoloured them. She joins him at the mirror as they look at his teeth. Nicola "they look a bit green - they're yellow." She plants a kiss.
3.05pm
Steph and Vinnie discuss coffee and money in the snug. Stephanie reckons it's the first time she's gone without real coffee in ages. She then works out how much she spends on coffee - 21 dollares a week about a thousand a year!
Vinnie explains he has to have 100 dollars in his pocket every time he goes to the golf club.
Stephanie you need just about 100 dollars in your pocket to just go about your daily business.
In the lounge some of the housemates are talking about celebrities and being in the public eye. They say Jennifer Lopez has gone a bit quiet. Alex explains "it's nice to have a break"
He wonders if 'someone' will ever take a break. But they discuss that with modelling etc you do have to strike while iron is hot. Dane says you have to make money while you can. ." Alex "if you are hot keeping going".
Alex says "don't knock a gift horse in the mouthThey discuss Katie's autobiographies Alex "they are sell outs" Dane confesses he's not read one although knows he's in them but he has "heard about stuff." She made some stuff up but we spoke about that. Dane then he tells how he went to see Katie (before she met Alex) and they had it all out and cleared the air between them. First time they had spoken in eight years.
3.40pm
Stephanie is in the kitchen Nicola looks at her and says "Stephanie you look like you've got a big bush on your head." "you've got a big bush"
Stephanie talks about how when big hair was the rage she did rather well.
Alex and Jonas are talking about the name Basshunter.. Jonas says he used to like it more than he doesn't now it's a bit cheesy: Alex "We are both a bit cheesy".
Nicola finds an opportunity to nip out to the snug to whisper to the Tree of Temptation…
"Tree - it's me. I've done nearly all of them.." But then she goes on to explain she can't think how to get Vinnie as he's too tall and she won't be able to reach to give him a kiss.
They discuss tactics. The Tree tells Nicola she is thick! The tree tells her she has until 6.00 to complete the task.
4.42pm
Jonas is talking about skiing and snowboarding. Ivana "I don't like snowboarding - the outfits are not elegant".
Vinnie ribs Dane about how long ago his band split up and questions how he got in here under the Celebrity umbrella.'
Vinnie thought there would be better celebrities in here.
He talks about other people they all could have been in with. Vinnie reckons it must have bene to do with fees.
But Vinnie is glad Richard Bacon isn't in the house - "he'd have been irritating". Stephanie "it would have been lovely to have had Pammie." They talk about Pamela Anderson. Stephanie explains she got a slaughtering over her pantomime so wanted to get home to Dylan. She says she's knows her.
Vinnie teases her about it.. "Did you only meet Marlon once?"
Stephanie then talks about Marlon Brando and the film they did.
Nicola "who's Marlon Brando?"
Vinnie "did you have a kiss and cuddle with him?"
Stephanie "you ought to see that film!"
Vinnie "no I mean - afterwards"
Nicola "are you still friends?"
Stephanie "he's dead"
Nicola asks "did you bonk him" .. Stephanie avoids the question "we are not talking about bonking" Nicola giggles "you did!"
Dane mentions "But Heidi did!" Vinnie "Did she?" Nicola "Heidi's bonked everyone." They talk about how gorgeous Heidi used to be.
Alex enters in shorts.. Vinnie takes the mickey "you look like an English man in Lanzarote"
Alex laughs how it's even worse when he wears his bum bag. Vinnie "You turd - Why do you do that?" " Wears a bum bag and then knows the press are going to hammer him." "why don't you put your money in your pocket like any other person"
Nicola "bless him he only came in here to ask if we want a cup of tea!"
5.24pm
Nicola approaches Vinnie in the kitchen and tells him he looks fat and like he's put on quite a lot of weight. She points out where..
Steph "she's a little mixer."
Nicola tries to kiss Vinnie but he pulls away.. she says she has to kiss him… he relents and lets her kiss him on the side of the cheek. Nicola "I've always wanted to kiss Vinnie Jones."
6.42pm
Vinnie guesses something is going on with Nicola. "that was quite bizarre"
Nicola is in the Diary Room. Big Brother tells her to look at the plasma screen for her message from home. It is a video with her little daughter seen happily playing. Nicola is happy but sheds tears as she says "Oh Wow. Thank you so much."
7.35pm
Vinnie is in the lounge talking to the other housemates about living in LA and living on Mulholland. His "Dog Groomer alone costs 160 a week to do two dogs." Stephanie "I had that life and I just cut down"
He then lists the costs he has… the size of his houses.. etc Ivana and Stephanie join in.
There is the cleaners, the poolman, Ivana interjects "that's right" then she says "the gardeners"
Vinnie continues, the dog groomer, car valet, dry cleaning, gas, nails for the girls and that Liabilty…. Etc.
Alex nods his head to these costs "Like someone I know."
Vinnie reckons his five staff is 2 and a half grand a week.
Stephanie explained she found it all too much pressure.
Vinnie then talks about how he reckons Nicola was up to something today.. she tries to evade more questioning by just saying "I was feeling the love today."
8.19pm
The Housemates have been given drinks, nibbles and charades to play by Big Brother.
The must "mime infamous and embarrassing celebrity faux pas"
Vinnie reads out the instructions.. they all laugh as whenever he reads about the noises.. Big Brother plays the noises into the house. .
Alex puts his foot in it with the maths of how many times they will all have to go.
They play the game acting out famous public indiscretions.
Jonas starts he reads his charade to act "Boy George Sent to Prison"
Nicola guesses it..
Then we see a montage of all the different titles and actions from the various different housemates.
The housemates successfully complete the 14 charades in the allotted time and are told by Big Brother they have all earned an extra one hour and ten minutes in bed tomorrow morning.
9.05pm
Dane, Nicola and Jonas are sitting drinking and chatting. They are talking about Alex.
Nicola "he's in love with her." Dane thinks Alex finds it awkward with Dane being around. Dane "what can I do? I was with her for 2 and a half years he's been with her six months" She says "he handles it very very well."
Alex is in the Diary Room talking to Big Brother. He has enjoyed this evening with the nice atmosphere, the nibbles. He says he's still getting "the jibes from old Vincent."
Big Brother asks how they make him feel.
They "his way of trying to undermined me" "It's a game, I see it as a game, I don't take it to heart - but he did get me, it's not nice to be called a knob."
"I think the gloves are off now Vincent"
9.49pm
Everyone over 40 years old is in bed.
In the lounge, Jonas, Alex, Dane and Nicola decide to play a drinking game.
Jonas suggests they play "I Have Never."
Nicola starts it off "I have never masturbated in the Big Brother house"
Jonas is the only one to drink - then explains "I didn't finish coz Sisqo came in"
Alex confesses to having had a five-some although confesses "I didn't even know it had happened." "I didn't believe it" He only knew because of photographic evidence. He admits it's was the biggest sacrilege that "I don't remember." Dane drank too and asks "anyone had six?" smiles then drinks.
Nicola continues the game "I have never had a sex toy up my bum" the boys all drink.. she doesn't. Dane "you boring b*tch"
Eventually Nicola relents and sips Jonas laughs "I knew you had it in you!" They laugh; Dane "literally".
10.44pm
Jonas is in the Diary Room talking to Big Brother. He admits he does sometimes find it quite difficult in the house as it seems like they always talk over him.
In the lounge, Nicola, Alex and Dane decide to clear up the mess and go to bed.
In the Diary Room Jonas explains he sometimes feels a bit lonely and he's left out of group discussion.
He exits the Diary Room to find a quiet house.. everyone has gone and the lounge is cleared up.
He looks for his friends in the garden - silence. They have all gone to bed. He is alone, he sees his lone glass on the table, takes a drink..
It's the morning after Stephen and Sisqo have been evicted.
Stephanie reflects on the loss of characters from the house.
Stephanie "a character like Sisqo" but Vinnie doesn't agree "a character like Sisqo?"
Vinnie says he didn't like his jealousy. And didn't like listening to him bad mouthing him whilst he was in the bedroom. Vinnie "in the old days I'd have never have took that Steph he'd have been thrown thro the window." Stephanie "I know".
Nicola and Ivana are doing their hair..Ivana realises her PR people and friends would have been up at the studios last night. Nicola "I was very happy that you stayed." Ivana "Thank you."
Alex is balancing on his knees on Ivana's gym ball. Stephanie tells him he will break it. Alex says "these things can take 20 stone! - I am 14" . Vinnie "yeah but with your weight and your ego it's a bit more than 20 stone."
Vinnie is the Diary Room talking to Big Brother he says the house is quieter now.
But he thinks "Steph is just playing for the public at little bit, I don't know what her game is. But she's had plenty to say about Stephen and Sisqo, and now all of a sudden they've been evicted she is saying "Two great characters have left" it is very two faced if you ask me."
Vinnie thinks Stephanie has changed since Ivana came in. "we are clashing a bit" and how she's "talking condescending cr*p" and has "gone tactical" and he thinks Steph "wants to win it now" "She's doing extra things like more washing up."
He can see it and if he can see it - he reckons the public will see it.
Vinnie "I feel I represent the public more than anybody in here. "
11.11am
In the garden Dane is joining in with Alex and Vinnie's exercise.
Inside Ivana, Nicola and Stephanie discuss Dane.
Nicola comments on Dane doing the exercise "He probably will enjoy it.. and regret not doing it every day."
Stephanie "it's lovely! Dane is doing everything, he's opening up like a flower.."
Stephanie "Danes a very good guy! At first I hadn't heard of him".
Ivana "I think he's basically a shy guy"
Nicola "no he's not!"
Stephanie "a low self esteem".
11.55am
Jonas is in the bedroom talking to Stephanie. He comments he's never spent such a long time living with other people.
Stephanie says it's like dÉjà vu for her as she lived in a commune in the 60's so it's like 'coming home'. She adds that in the 60's they would have rounded on Vinnie though for being overly obsessed with his cleaning the house.
Nicola is in the snug when the Tree of Temptation speaks to her. "Pssst! Nicola, it's me the tree." "Stay where you are. Don't let anyone know your talking to the tree."
Nicola is offered the chance of winning a message from home, if she agrees to play a game of Kiss and Tell. Or Tell and Kiss! Over the course of today, Nicola must take aside each housemate and tell them a home truth. Then give them a kiss…
As the tree said, "Just a peck, no tongues, I know what you Page 3 girls are like."
If she succeeds she will get a message from home. However, if she betrays the tree, she will face the wrath of the tree of temptation. Nicola agreed to the task..
It is not long before Nicola approaches Ivana in the kitchen who is dressed in an orange tracksuit asks where she got it.. and then "You look like a big fat orange." Ivana explains it is one of her own collection. Ivana laughs and nods "an orange bird" . Nicola plants her kiss and gives her a hug.
Part Two
12.24pm
Nicola walks from the bedroom to the lounge arm in arm with Dane "you stink" "Don't you think Dane's really handsome but you remind me a bit of Danny De Vito".
Dane "he's a big fat bald dude." - "why you being like this Nic?"
She then goes over to Jonas and tells him he looks "like Roland Rat - you remind me of a rat."
Jonas looks baffled "A Rat? A rat?"
12.58pm
Alex is in the kitchen Nicola asks him "Alex when did you have your teeth whitened?"
Alex "the day before I came in here." She queries whether he's been drinking tea.. he realises this is bad and could have discoloured them. She joins him at the mirror as they look at his teeth. Nicola "they look a bit green - they're yellow." She plants a kiss.
3.05pm
Steph and Vinnie discuss coffee and money in the snug. Stephanie reckons it's the first time she's gone without real coffee in ages. She then works out how much she spends on coffee - 21 dollares a week about a thousand a year!
Vinnie explains he has to have 100 dollars in his pocket every time he goes to the golf club.
Stephanie you need just about 100 dollars in your pocket to just go about your daily business.
In the lounge some of the housemates are talking about celebrities and being in the public eye. They say Jennifer Lopez has gone a bit quiet. Alex explains "it's nice to have a break"
He wonders if 'someone' will ever take a break. But they discuss that with modelling etc you do have to strike while iron is hot. Dane says you have to make money while you can. ." Alex "if you are hot keeping going".
Alex says "don't knock a gift horse in the mouthThey discuss Katie's autobiographies Alex "they are sell outs" Dane confesses he's not read one although knows he's in them but he has "heard about stuff." She made some stuff up but we spoke about that. Dane then he tells how he went to see Katie (before she met Alex) and they had it all out and cleared the air between them. First time they had spoken in eight years.
3.40pm
Stephanie is in the kitchen Nicola looks at her and says "Stephanie you look like you've got a big bush on your head." "you've got a big bush"
Stephanie talks about how when big hair was the rage she did rather well.
Alex and Jonas are talking about the name Basshunter.. Jonas says he used to like it more than he doesn't now it's a bit cheesy: Alex "We are both a bit cheesy".
Nicola finds an opportunity to nip out to the snug to whisper to the Tree of Temptation…
"Tree - it's me. I've done nearly all of them.." But then she goes on to explain she can't think how to get Vinnie as he's too tall and she won't be able to reach to give him a kiss.
They discuss tactics. The Tree tells Nicola she is thick! The tree tells her she has until 6.00 to complete the task.
4.42pm
Jonas is talking about skiing and snowboarding. Ivana "I don't like snowboarding - the outfits are not elegant".
Vinnie ribs Dane about how long ago his band split up and questions how he got in here under the Celebrity umbrella.'
Vinnie thought there would be better celebrities in here.
He talks about other people they all could have been in with. Vinnie reckons it must have bene to do with fees.
But Vinnie is glad Richard Bacon isn't in the house - "he'd have been irritating". Stephanie "it would have been lovely to have had Pammie." They talk about Pamela Anderson. Stephanie explains she got a slaughtering over her pantomime so wanted to get home to Dylan. She says she's knows her.
Vinnie teases her about it.. "Did you only meet Marlon once?"
Stephanie then talks about Marlon Brando and the film they did.
Nicola "who's Marlon Brando?"
Vinnie "did you have a kiss and cuddle with him?"
Stephanie "you ought to see that film!"
Vinnie "no I mean - afterwards"
Nicola "are you still friends?"
Stephanie "he's dead"
Nicola asks "did you bonk him" .. Stephanie avoids the question "we are not talking about bonking" Nicola giggles "you did!"
Dane mentions "But Heidi did!" Vinnie "Did she?" Nicola "Heidi's bonked everyone." They talk about how gorgeous Heidi used to be.
Alex enters in shorts.. Vinnie takes the mickey "you look like an English man in Lanzarote"
Alex laughs how it's even worse when he wears his bum bag. Vinnie "You turd - Why do you do that?" " Wears a bum bag and then knows the press are going to hammer him." "why don't you put your money in your pocket like any other person"
Nicola "bless him he only came in here to ask if we want a cup of tea!"
5.24pm
Nicola approaches Vinnie in the kitchen and tells him he looks fat and like he's put on quite a lot of weight. She points out where..
Steph "she's a little mixer."
Nicola tries to kiss Vinnie but he pulls away.. she says she has to kiss him… he relents and lets her kiss him on the side of the cheek. Nicola "I've always wanted to kiss Vinnie Jones."
6.42pm
Vinnie guesses something is going on with Nicola. "that was quite bizarre"
Nicola is in the Diary Room. Big Brother tells her to look at the plasma screen for her message from home. It is a video with her little daughter seen happily playing. Nicola is happy but sheds tears as she says "Oh Wow. Thank you so much."
7.35pm
Vinnie is in the lounge talking to the other housemates about living in LA and living on Mulholland. His "Dog Groomer alone costs 160 a week to do two dogs." Stephanie "I had that life and I just cut down"
He then lists the costs he has… the size of his houses.. etc Ivana and Stephanie join in.
There is the cleaners, the poolman, Ivana interjects "that's right" then she says "the gardeners"
Vinnie continues, the dog groomer, car valet, dry cleaning, gas, nails for the girls and that Liabilty…. Etc.
Alex nods his head to these costs "Like someone I know."
Vinnie reckons his five staff is 2 and a half grand a week.
Stephanie explained she found it all too much pressure.
Vinnie then talks about how he reckons Nicola was up to something today.. she tries to evade more questioning by just saying "I was feeling the love today."
8.19pm
The Housemates have been given drinks, nibbles and charades to play by Big Brother.
The must "mime infamous and embarrassing celebrity faux pas"
Vinnie reads out the instructions.. they all laugh as whenever he reads about the noises.. Big Brother plays the noises into the house. .
Alex puts his foot in it with the maths of how many times they will all have to go.
They play the game acting out famous public indiscretions.
Jonas starts he reads his charade to act "Boy George Sent to Prison"
Nicola guesses it..
Then we see a montage of all the different titles and actions from the various different housemates.
The housemates successfully complete the 14 charades in the allotted time and are told by Big Brother they have all earned an extra one hour and ten minutes in bed tomorrow morning.
9.05pm
Dane, Nicola and Jonas are sitting drinking and chatting. They are talking about Alex.
Nicola "he's in love with her." Dane thinks Alex finds it awkward with Dane being around. Dane "what can I do? I was with her for 2 and a half years he's been with her six months" She says "he handles it very very well."
Alex is in the Diary Room talking to Big Brother. He has enjoyed this evening with the nice atmosphere, the nibbles. He says he's still getting "the jibes from old Vincent."
Big Brother asks how they make him feel.
They "his way of trying to undermined me" "It's a game, I see it as a game, I don't take it to heart - but he did get me, it's not nice to be called a knob."
"I think the gloves are off now Vincent"
9.49pm
Everyone over 40 years old is in bed.
In the lounge, Jonas, Alex, Dane and Nicola decide to play a drinking game.
Jonas suggests they play "I Have Never."
Nicola starts it off "I have never masturbated in the Big Brother house"
Jonas is the only one to drink - then explains "I didn't finish coz Sisqo came in"
Alex confesses to having had a five-some although confesses "I didn't even know it had happened." "I didn't believe it" He only knew because of photographic evidence. He admits it's was the biggest sacrilege that "I don't remember." Dane drank too and asks "anyone had six?" smiles then drinks.
Nicola continues the game "I have never had a sex toy up my bum" the boys all drink.. she doesn't. Dane "you boring b*tch"
Eventually Nicola relents and sips Jonas laughs "I knew you had it in you!" They laugh; Dane "literally".
10.44pm
Jonas is in the Diary Room talking to Big Brother. He admits he does sometimes find it quite difficult in the house as it seems like they always talk over him.
In the lounge, Nicola, Alex and Dane decide to clear up the mess and go to bed.
In the Diary Room Jonas explains he sometimes feels a bit lonely and he's left out of group discussion.
He exits the Diary Room to find a quiet house.. everyone has gone and the lounge is cleared up.
He looks for his friends in the garden - silence. They have all gone to bed. He is alone, he sees his lone glass on the table, takes a drink..
.