Would you serve Fernando Torres?

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Crunchy Nuts

If you worked in a bar and Fernando Torres came and asked for some alcohol, would you serve him if you didn't know who he was and didn't know that he was 25?

I wouldn't, I'd tell him you have to be 18 to buy alcohol and to come back in about 6 years time.

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Former Member

she would get nowt off me

12/29/095:41 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

He looks legal to me.

12/29/095:44 PM

LeccyMember

"Can you hear the tills Fernando?"

12/29/095:51 PM

Crunchy NutsMember

I honestly think he looks 12

It's not so obvious when he's in his football strip, but if you see him in a suit he looks like a school boy in a school uniform lol

12/29/095:52 PM

Karma_Member

Who the feck is Fernando Torrents or whatever their name is?

12/29/095:52 PM

Former Member

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Who the feck is Fernando Torrents or whatever their name is

liverpool *spit* player

12/29/095:53 PM

Crunchy NutsMember

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Who the feck is Fernando Torrents or whatever their name is?

http://tinyurl.com/pbjm6h

12/29/095:55 PM

LeccyMember

He looks like the freckly foetus of Brad Pitt.

12/29/095:57 PM

Karma_Member

Oh I'm quite partial to a freckle or two

12/29/096:23 PM

DemantoidMember

I wouldn't serve him - I'd tell him to leave for his own safety, in case one of the other punters brushed past him at the bar and it caused him to fall over in agony..

12/30/094:31 AM

stonksMember

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liverpool *spit* player

..He's great....

12/30/094:59 PM

Crunchy NutsMember

One thing about Fernando Torres, he isn't a diver.
Unlike his mate Stevie G.

12/30/095:08 PM

stonksMember

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One thing about Fernando Torres, he isn't a diver. Unlike his mate Stevie G.

Double....

....

12/30/095:18 PM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Torres is a quality player, screw Stevie G he is Mr Liverpool

. His missus looks hot unlike Stevie G's tango'ed mess Alex Curran

12/30/095:21 PM

DaveMember 10 years

I'd serve him.

Chocolate milk. Or apple juice. Something for the kids....

12/30/095:29 PM

Former Member

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Unlike his mate Stevie G

bleedin' cheat

12/30/096:13 PM

Former Member

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He's great

and you arent biased at all are you stonksy?

12/30/096:14 PM

Tayto.Member

What's wrong with freckles.....?

and liverpool *spit* player.....................he's cute Barney you have to admit that one.

12/30/096:28 PM

Former Member

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he's cute Barney you have to admit that one.

well yeah, cute in a way that would suit a frilly dress and pony tails

12/30/096:32 PM

LeccyMember

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What's wrong with freckles

Nuffink, I'm freckly meself.

Just as there's nowt wrong with Brad Pitt (seems like a decent chap) or being young, I was just making the observation that fella up there ^^^ looks like a really young, freckly, Brad Pitt.

There's NOTHING wrong with all 3

12/30/096:34 PM

Tayto.Member

Hey Leccy if he's like Brad Pitt he can have as many freckles as he wants.

12/30/097:33 PM

liverbirdMember 10 years

Well seeings as i lurve him and I know who is he I would serve him!! Or is that service?!?!

12/31/0912:18 AM

Former Member

Reference: CN

One thing about Fernando Torres, he isn't a diver

I agree, never thought of him as a diver. Drogba, Ronaldo, Ashley Young etc but not Torres

12/31/091:55 AM

DemantoidMember

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Ashley Young

How dare you! He is NOT a diver.

12/31/091:57 AM

Former Member

Reference: Demantoid

How dare you! He is NOT a diver

Knew that would bring you out to play hun!

Well he isn't in the league of Ronaldo and Drogba - and Stevie G has his moments - but he is fast getting a rep as a diver, not just among fans of other clubs but also among the talking football heads on radio,
Villa have got his little brother too now haven't they? He's meant to be a real prospect.

12/31/092:02 AM

DemantoidMember

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Well he isn't in the league of Ronaldo and Drogba - and Stevie G has his moments - but he is fast getting a rep as a diver, not just among fans of other clubs but also among the talking football heads on radio, Villa have got his little brother too now haven't they? He's meant to be a real prospect.

Last I heard, he was still at Watford

Radio talking heads talk a load of bull, IMO. I've watched Ash play enough times to know he gets constantly fouled by players who aren't quick enough or skillful enough to tackle him fairly.

12/31/092:07 AM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

He looks like a girl.

12/31/093:28 AM

stonksMember

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and you arent biased at all are you stonksy?

Nope....

12/31/097:46 AM

Former Member

Reference: Demantoid

Radio talking heads talk a load of bull, IMO

Now there is something we can agree on

I thought the younger Young was on loan with you - maybe I heard wrong.

Hope you have much better health in the coming year - and Santa O Neill brings you something nice come May

12/31/0911:45 AM

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