If you watch the CCTV carefully....



Z.

How 'not carefully' would it have to be to miss that?!

Love it zaph

You might blink slowly


Z.

I think that may come under the 'shutting your eyes and going to sleep' heading

lol!   you know she's gonna nick that IF SHE EVER GETS HER FEATHERED ASS BACK HERE!

Still no sign then?

Oh dear lord

PMSL  - hope you have a detailed explanation ready   and had a good time doing whatever wherever

OMG..... I actually nearly choked to death laughing at Zaph's picture!

Will "it was christmas" not cover it then MrsH?

YAY!!!!

I'd dance and stuff... if I was on my own pooter with smilie websites bookmarked n stuff....  am on hubbies laptop.... its all business on this pooter... no graphic fun!

Shame you weren't on hubby's computer last night Ditty!

LOL!  proper LOL!

I have missed yooooooou xxx

I was Ickles pc last night in her room...   there is graphic fun on that pooter!

So this is all Ickles fault???

Right.... embarrassment for her on FB coming up......


Awwww I missed you tooooo.      (just not enough to put my DS games down. )

lol... Ickle isn't even here!

What DS game did you get (am betting its Zelda one)

Yep!   And the professor Layton one...... I've never had two games on the go at once before. I can't cope!

That reminds me..... I'd better go check me fish.

Yep you had!!!!

I had over 8 hours sleep and I am having to save everything from dying.... and harvest island crops before Tequila gets up and nicks em!

That reminds me.... she got a lappy for christmas. I need to hunt her down too!

ooooh... that might explain it....

been able to nick precious stuff off her over the last couple of days... she must be configuring the lappy...

her island is normally like a bliddy fortress!

I got my garage in Petville Ducks.... but ripped out the garage door & car & made it into my evil lair.

I even have the fluffy pet to stroke when I am sitting in my evil enemy chair!  

You have to check it out!

Reference:

She did say she bans herself over christmas too..... maybe she did even better than me?!

Fish all fed..... off to check the evil lair out now....

I held her ransom

She's escaped again!!!!!

She lied!!

Right... the deal was.. she came back tonight... we didn't send out any more search parties....

the truth is... we come in third now... Zelda & Prof Layten (or whatever his name is) come first!

Now I know how she felt when I dumped her for Bejeweled Blitz!

...erm...... I'm here.

..and Petville!  and fishlife!  and happy aquarium! and the other fish one! and that rubbish hospital one!  and....

ooooooh!

Nooooo!...  I co-existed with you for them ones...  

*falls to knees and wraps arms around Ducky's leg*   Forgive me... I didn't knooooowwwwww!

Panic over! She's re-surfaced.

  You're forgiven.... it's hard to stay mad at someone who cheated on me with fish carcasses.

lol!

Yay!

Now... I need you to get your boy to teach my boy about the concept of when mummy turns on the lappy... she is leaving him!

My boy doesn't seem to realise this... he seems to think I am still here, and still able to receive his constant demands for food, activity, games, and then food again!

When can I stop being so bloody smiley and go back to barking at him?

Years of neglect training Ditty. Years of training.

I think I have been training him too.... its Christmas... he has gone all untrained, feral & demanding!

Oh yeah!  I remember those days! He played monopoly on christmas day didn't he???? I used to have to do that..... monopoly, trivial pursuit, ker-plunk..... A few years on it turned into two player computer games..... chasing my son around abandoned warehouses trying to severe his arteries.....

Now..... finally, at the age of 17, he plays two player games with online peeps and I play on my own  

he played monopoly with my parents.... I am not stupid enough to play with him.

I stopped buying him board games... on account of the nagging to play them with him (not just me... he nagged everyone)....  he likes to cane the arse out of things does my boy - one game is never enough....

he has his own games too... fifa, Pro Evo soccer, his online fifa clan (clan I tell ya)... 

and yet he has just started playing petville, island paradise etc.... and cos I came up as his neighbour.. he nags me to send him this... do that... don't steal this.....

Aww at Darlo's little ducky links on you tube...

It was really cute wasn't it?   Clever thinking with the chair/ramp!