Man in a pub chatting to his friend,
"If i get drunk i'll get into trouble with my wife again - i always make a mess of myself"
"Well have a drink anyway and use my excuse" said his friend
"If you get drunk and your sick just go home and pull out a ÂĢ20 note - when your wife asks wots happened just say the ÂĢ20 is for dry cleaning from the man who vomited on you"
So the guy becomes very very drunk and , as expected, vomits everywhere and goes home.
"What the hell happened to you ??" asks his wife
The man pulls out a ÂĢ20 note and says its for dry cleaning from the guy who vomitted on him.
"But you have TWO ÂĢ20 notes" said his wife.
"Oh yes - the other is from the guy who p*ssed in my pants"
"If i get drunk i'll get into trouble with my wife again - i always make a mess of myself"
"Well have a drink anyway and use my excuse" said his friend
"If you get drunk and your sick just go home and pull out a ÂĢ20 note - when your wife asks wots happened just say the ÂĢ20 is for dry cleaning from the man who vomited on you"
So the guy becomes very very drunk and , as expected, vomits everywhere and goes home.
"What the hell happened to you ??" asks his wife
The man pulls out a ÂĢ20 note and says its for dry cleaning from the guy who vomitted on him.
"But you have TWO ÂĢ20 notes" said his wife.
"Oh yes - the other is from the guy who p*ssed in my pants"
