what's that long thin island  above russia, never noticed it before.

novaya zemlya  apparently.

I'm rubbish at reading global maps. I had Australia in Africa once at a school assembly and got told off for making the teacher look crap. I'm good at reading the words though

i was hoping it was an undiscovered bit of land which i  could   trek to  and stick a flag in it  and become king of it.

ahh well, back to drawing board...

Jackson And ello xxxxx

ello karms,happy chrimbo,xxx
australia in africa wouldn't be so bad, the pygmies would have lots more  room to expand in australia, although on the downside, australian accents would be a lot closer to europe.

I find Sweden and Finland the most interesting.

blizz,

Jackson and a very merry one to you too, me darlin xx

Blizzie, I can see Spain and Portugal, I've been there! *puts hand up excitedly* kinda lost on the rest though

If Santa doesn't turn up here, he'll be getting a swift Italy in the Finland!

Can you not see the image?

If not, try and get hold of a hard copy.

well i have to load up the  car with pressies,  a gammon and a trifle plus the OH , assorted necessities such as chocolates and gin and head off now.

have a good one all.

Bye jackson - have a good'un!

oh karms , sincerely hope  next year is good for you.x

bye blizz, have a good one you.xx.

Awww bless ya JB, you too mate, and thank you for you know what xxxx

We used to use that as a tool for getting the kids to bed....they always went when he hit Germany

I've just put the same thing on my FB and said he'll be at my house for hours...one of my friends just text me and asked if he'll be leaving me a fertilised egg Some of my associates are so childish *sticks nose in air*

Right! That's it!
Unless he's still tied up with Karma (and I say that judiciously)... he's bliddy missed my santa-trap! Or I've been a naughty goddess...

He aint got here yet I think I've been blown out by Santa

Right I haven't really got time to be tactful, so I'm just gonna get straight to it....





There's no easy way of telling you this, and I realise that there's gonna be some real disappointed FM's and possibly some festive suicides, but there's no such thing as Santa.

I'm soooo soooo sorry, but you needed to know.

Zochi

Well that's because we've been naughty then!

You are wrong about santa, I have relatives who have been to the North Pole to see him and his elves in the workshop, so neeeerr