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Cos I'll kick you in the friggin head you charity begging people knocking on my door at silly o'clock on Christmas eve eve

Don't these people EVER give up? And since when did 'beware of the dog' mean 'oh yes I'll knock and ask for money anyway, send the dog garratey and the owner nearly straight into a mental hospital'???And it's chuckin buckets out there aswell!

'Would you like to be involved in spreading the goodwill of Christmas'? they said (while I was trying to control mental dog and hold one of the crutches in the other)
'Does it look like I bloody do?' I said
'Well, appearances can be deceiving' said chugger with a grin
'Well this appearance is saying one thing only - SOD OFF' says me, and slammed the door.

They got an even frostier reception from chicken throwing neighbour.

Arrgghhh bleedin annoying twonks they are

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MrsHMember

guess living in the middle of nowhere with no neighbours has some advantages

chuckin buckets here as well

12/23/091:01 PM

angelicarwenMember

minus 7 here and 3inches of snow so not much chance of anyone chapping on my door

12/23/091:04 PM

Jen-StarMember VIP10 yearsModerator

lol

12/23/091:04 PM

Karma_Member

I'm gonna set up another doorbell solely for the use of people on the want for money. The bell, when pressed, will send a million volts through their finger and fry the feckers

12/23/091:09 PM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

It's not Christmas eve actually.....legs it!

12/23/091:10 PM

Karma_Member

I said Christmas eve EVE

12/23/091:11 PM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

Thought that was a typo!..legs it again.

12/23/091:13 PM

CroctacusMember

i read it as xmas eve as well

Do what I do...roll your eyes and shut the door on them

12/23/091:19 PM

CroctacusMember

i read it as xmas eve as well

Do what I do...roll your eyes and shut the door on them

12/23/091:21 PM

SazBombMember

spreading joy and goodwill again Karma?

12/23/091:21 PM

Jen-StarMember VIP10 yearsModerator

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Thought that was a typo!..legs it again.

Karma do a typo? (o'cock) never!

*runs behind Katty*

12/23/091:24 PM

Karma_Member

12/23/091:31 PM

Karma_Member

Ooooh I noticed we had the presence of HRH Croc!!

Ello woman! An that text you sent me earlier nearly made me DIE

12/23/092:46 PM

CroctacusMember

you like my shoes then?

12/23/092:48 PM

Karma_Member

I prefer your feet

12/23/092:53 PM

CroctacusMember

I get a bit of problem with my cock corns

12/23/092:55 PM

Karma_Member

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! *bellylarf*

12/23/092:56 PM

Karma_Member

I'm off for a bit, back a bit later on, catch ya soon Croc *airkissy*

12/23/092:58 PM

CroctacusMember

yeah i'm off too till tomorrow...not used to these late night things.

laters x

12/23/093:00 PM

Former Member

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Cos I'll kick you in the friggin head you charity begging people knocking on my door at silly o'clock on Christmas eve eve

Isn't that illegal?

The charity callers, not the kickin in the head which is entirely justifiable I'd say.

I'm fed up with people in Santa hats and large buckets collecting at the supermarket. I always think they take a couple of handfuls out before they hand them in. If they hand them in at all. I'm pretty sure lots of pub collectors don't.

12/23/099:41 PM

Karma_Member

Oh we get them all round here Danjay, we've even had fake window cleaners

I'm gonna try and get back to sleep, have had a rough night (although worse things have happened at sea

) Till then, ciao ciao!

12/23/099:49 PM

Karma_Member

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I always think they take a couple of handfuls out before they hand them in.

To be fair, I probably would too, mainly on the fact that Santa is totally fictitious and if people want to give money to some ropey bird dressed up in the costume of someone who doesn't even exist then more fool them!

Right really am going, tramadol has kicked in and I'm seeing double

12/23/099:52 PM

jacksonbMember

the masons or some civic bunch drive around the village in a twinkly truck with carols blasting out at varying volume and some times no volume at all,then it suddenly comes back to max volume, the fattest civic personage is perched on the truck in a reasonable facsimilie of santa all the rest of the civic ones are dressed(to varying degrees,reflecting their enthusiasm for the event )as elfs in santa hoods,clutching bright orange b and buckets and hammer on your door for cash.

i tell you, if the aliens landed they'd take one look and feck off again...

12/23/0910:19 PM

CroctacusMember

I threw some change is a charity bucket whilst out shopping last week...but my fingers slipped and I threw in much more than I meant to....I was gutted!

12/24/0912:46 AM

RZBMember

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I threw some change is a charity bucket whilst out shopping last week...but my fingers slipped and I threw in much more than I meant to....I was gutted!

gutting, I wonder if anyone's every asked for some back

I guess you'd get some tight a*se

,

hiya Croc, haven't seen you round these parts much lately, hope you are well, & a Merry Christmas to you. Cracking game at The Valley last week

12/24/091:49 AM

CroctacusMember

grrrr...i hate the anoraks!

I just checked my fantasy team....they've been doing rubbish!

And I couldn't grab any pound coins back coins back cos it was a bucket with slots in....still it was for Demelza so I shouldn't moan.

12/24/091:52 AM

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