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  • R Kelly believed he could fly...then the US took his passport away
  • 'Bellend' is the best insult ever
  • I will not meet the black eyed peas half way
  • Don't you hate it when you've stopped believing but 'Journey' wont let you
  • Dora the explorer is soo an illegal immigrant
  • I have a carrier bag in my house filled with carrier bags
  • Push the traffic light button then walk away
  • No I thought I'd balance my goods on my head, yes I'd like a f*****g bag
Can't be bothered to type any more out! Sorry
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  • Daaaaammmmn that head belongs in a zoo
  • Hate it when I walk into a hospital and Leona Lewis is there bleeding love
  • Your legs are like Tesco's -open 24/7
  • Do you want a bag with that? NO I'll shove it up my arse shall I?
  • Let's Eat, Grandma. Now try that without the comma. COMMAS SAVE LIVES
  • You're a complete onion & I wouldn't leave you in charge of my kettle
  • I don't know if you noticed but your face is orange and your neck is white


Can someone please tell me how to do the named links on here without it showing up my facebook ID thingy?
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