In general - taxi drivers
X Factor's crap acts, and their assumption that they 'deserve' to be number one just for winning a shyte reality show.
Selfish people who moan about BA workers trying to keep their jobs, because a strike would affect them going on their own winter hols. Count yourselves lucky!
Clan Murdoch, plus the Mail.
MPs appealing against paying back all the perks they shouldn't have given themselves in the first place, while there are some people who will be on the breadline in the country at Christmas.
The Copenhagen fiasco. Who didn't predict it would cost millions and achieve bugger all?
Selfish people who moan about BA workers trying to keep their jobs, because a strike would affect them going on their own winter hols. Count yourselves lucky!
Clan Murdoch, plus the Mail.
MPs appealing against paying back all the perks they shouldn't have given themselves in the first place, while there are some people who will be on the breadline in the country at Christmas.
The Copenhagen fiasco. Who didn't predict it would cost millions and achieve bugger all?
omg... don't read this thread through from the start....... its accumulative impression is not one of goodwill to all men!
& yet I seem to be in the minority with my bah humbug grumpy attitude towards xmas... well... my "I really really hate it" attitude to xmas actually.
But still - so many people so angry about things done by other people! I think we should scrap christmas.. and just have a love spreading celebration instead.
(I haven't had the guts to face the supermarket yet... I'm gonna have to in the next 24 hours... I reserve the right to do a complete turnaround and come in this thread and rant about everyone & everything they do!)
& yet I seem to be in the minority with my bah humbug grumpy attitude towards xmas... well... my "I really really hate it" attitude to xmas actually.
But still - so many people so angry about things done by other people! I think we should scrap christmas.. and just have a love spreading celebration instead.
(I haven't had the guts to face the supermarket yet... I'm gonna have to in the next 24 hours... I reserve the right to do a complete turnaround and come in this thread and rant about everyone & everything they do!)
Lets all sing a non christmassy song....
"we buy anycar.. dot com, ... we buy any car... dot com "
(sorry... Its stuck in my head... can't manage to sing anything else at the moment!)
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4. Lancashire.
Erm, what's wrong with Lancashire 
"we buy any car dot com - any, any, any any. we buy any car dot com any make, any model, any age, any price, from fifty quid to a hundred grand"
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Erm, what's wrong with Lancashire
Yer all mad.You killed our King.
You can't make Fish and Chips.
Hollands pies.
Waterloo Road.
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Yer all mad.
I'm from Lancashire and I'm not mad....the voices in my head said so 
Keeping it light and to minor annoyances
Glory hunting football fans who support a club of a city they've never been to
Simon Cowell (naturally)
The pomposity and smug superior attitude of Camra types and real ale drinkers. Guinness drinkers deserve a special mention here - how sad is it to buy a t-shirt with the name of what drink you drink? Who gives a c**p what drink someone drinks? What virtue is there in drinking Guinness?
Christmas!
People who find "Allo Allo", "Keeping up Appearances" or the "Vicar of Dibley" funny.
Glory hunting football fans who support a club of a city they've never been to
Simon Cowell (naturally)
The pomposity and smug superior attitude of Camra types and real ale drinkers. Guinness drinkers deserve a special mention here - how sad is it to buy a t-shirt with the name of what drink you drink? Who gives a c**p what drink someone drinks? What virtue is there in drinking Guinness?
Christmas!
People who find "Allo Allo", "Keeping up Appearances" or the "Vicar of Dibley" funny.
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Lets all sing a non christmassy song.... "we buy anycar.. dot com, ... we buy any car... dot com " (sorry... Its stuck in my head... can't manage to sing anything else at the moment!)
It's doing what it set out to do then\ 
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 
1) Rudeness
2) Cheryl Cole- Need I say anymore
3) Smoking
4) Spitting
5) People who don't listen
2) Cheryl Cole- Need I say anymore
3) Smoking
4) Spitting
5) People who don't listen
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Glory hunting football fans who support a club of a city they've never been to
This aswell
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Christmas!
People who find "Allo Allo", "Keeping up Appearances" or the "Vicar of Dibley" funny
oh high five!! on both those ones!People who find "Allo Allo", "Keeping up Appearances" or the "Vicar of Dibley" funny
Only five things?
Hmmmm ok then.
1 - Gorden fricken Brown and his lets bankrupt the country, tax people to high heaven, give money away left right and centre and not listening to anyone at all ever, oh and the other non-elected corrupt self styled czar Peter I cannot answer a question properly!!!!!
2 - The war criminal Tony Bliar and his smarmy self satisfied face, he and his sugar daddy Dubya should be locked up for the rest of their lives for the lies and manipulations that caused the death of thousands of innocent civilians and hundreds of troops.
3 - The work shy, not people who genuinely cannot work, but those who refuse to work, and scam and lie and cheat to get benefits, and then moan about immigrants stealing our jobs, we should deport the work shy scroungers!
4 - Idiots lane hoggers, those who sit in the outside lane of the motorway even if there is nothing in the inside lanes (usually Beamer and Merc drivers), and the numpties who sit in the middle lane doing 62mph and will not move over unless they see a copper or one the traffic wombles, also every bugger who slows down to 65 mph everytime they see a traffic womble.
5 - nobbers who slow down to 29 mph when they see a speed camera even if it is on a deristricted road!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are many many many more but those will do for now.
Hmmmm ok then.
1 - Gorden fricken Brown and his lets bankrupt the country, tax people to high heaven, give money away left right and centre and not listening to anyone at all ever, oh and the other non-elected corrupt self styled czar Peter I cannot answer a question properly!!!!!
2 - The war criminal Tony Bliar and his smarmy self satisfied face, he and his sugar daddy Dubya should be locked up for the rest of their lives for the lies and manipulations that caused the death of thousands of innocent civilians and hundreds of troops.
3 - The work shy, not people who genuinely cannot work, but those who refuse to work, and scam and lie and cheat to get benefits, and then moan about immigrants stealing our jobs, we should deport the work shy scroungers!
4 - Idiots lane hoggers, those who sit in the outside lane of the motorway even if there is nothing in the inside lanes (usually Beamer and Merc drivers), and the numpties who sit in the middle lane doing 62mph and will not move over unless they see a copper or one the traffic wombles, also every bugger who slows down to 65 mph everytime they see a traffic womble.
5 - nobbers who slow down to 29 mph when they see a speed camera even if it is on a deristricted road!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are many many many more but those will do for now.
You could link 4&5 together under "people who drive cars!" and have another one.
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Methinks C & A is not in love with the Labour Party
Not all of 'em anyway. Probably had a sly grope here or there. 
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People who find "Allo Allo", "Keeping up Appearances" or the "Vicar of Dibley" funny.
Oh, God yes! 
Can I just add I really really dislike people who spit on the ground as you're walking past
1. People who park their cars and block the pavement
2. People who park their supermarket trollies on one side of the ailse and then go off to collect shopping, leaving said trolley blocking the shelves and causing other shoppers to have to move it
3. People who leave dog mess all over the pavement
I'm still compiling the rest of my list but I have so many pet hates I'm sure it will be far in excess of five ....
oh yes, number 4 is people who cut corners when turning into a road and especially those who don't even bother to look into said road before doing so to enable them to see that I am crossing it and already almost at the middle. I think number 5 should just be people in general
2. People who park their supermarket trollies on one side of the ailse and then go off to collect shopping, leaving said trolley blocking the shelves and causing other shoppers to have to move it
3. People who leave dog mess all over the pavement
I'm still compiling the rest of my list but I have so many pet hates I'm sure it will be far in excess of five ....
oh yes, number 4 is people who cut corners when turning into a road and especially those who don't even bother to look into said road before doing so to enable them to see that I am crossing it and already almost at the middle. I think number 5 should just be people in general
My 5 most hated things
1. Rudeness of any kind.
2. Idiots in supermarket car parks - peoples brains turn to mush in there.
3. People that think just because you have problems hearing that they have to either yell every thing at you or talk very exaggeratedly - you don't, just actually look at me when you are talking and I will be able to hear you.
4. People who spit on the floor
5. Drivers who drive on your bumper, drive too fast in bad weather and generally think they own the road, especially the idiots in big cars who see a woman driver in a small car and think it is ok/funny to cut you up.
1. Rudeness of any kind.
2. Idiots in supermarket car parks - peoples brains turn to mush in there.
3. People that think just because you have problems hearing that they have to either yell every thing at you or talk very exaggeratedly - you don't, just actually look at me when you are talking and I will be able to hear you.
4. People who spit on the floor
5. Drivers who drive on your bumper, drive too fast in bad weather and generally think they own the road, especially the idiots in big cars who see a woman driver in a small car and think it is ok/funny to cut you up.
1. Anyone on the bus who isn't me. 
2. People inflicting their tinny (c)rap music on me on the bus whilst I am trying to daydream.
3. People (usually girls) discussing their sex lives on the bus or which rival's head they are going to "rip off" whilst I am trying to daydream.
4. Stagecoach bus company for deciding that changing drivers half-way through my journey is a good idea (5 minutes on average).
5. StudentsâĶ not in general just when they get on MY bus.
2. People inflicting their tinny (c)rap music on me on the bus whilst I am trying to daydream.
3. People (usually girls) discussing their sex lives on the bus or which rival's head they are going to "rip off" whilst I am trying to daydream.
4. Stagecoach bus company for deciding that changing drivers half-way through my journey is a good idea (5 minutes on average).
5. StudentsâĶ not in general just when they get on MY bus.
Only one thing at the mo!........peeps who stop in a shop doorway to put their money away in their purse/pocket whem I'm directly behind them!!........Move from the doorway and then do it!! I need to get out of that shop!!
BIGGINS annoys me so much.
He just irritates me.
He just irritates me.
Totally agree with Cigs points 1 - 4 ... however, I could be one of the nobbers in his point 5 ... so I need to have a think about that one.
It might be something about cat poo ... but I need to think about it properly
It might be something about cat poo ... but I need to think about it properly
People in front of me at cash points who take half an hour to get a statement, decide how much they want, and then spend ten minutes putting it all away, while still hogging the queue
People behind me at cashpoints.......jostling, and digging me in the back, and looking over my shoulder when I'm trying to input my number discretely.
People behind me at cashpoints.......jostling, and digging me in the back, and looking over my shoulder when I'm trying to input my number discretely.
Stoory.....do what I do and stand your ground and stand stock still . They can't go anywhere untill you do 
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Stoory.....do what I do and stand your ground and stand stock still . They can't go anywhere untill you do
Yeah that's good for the ones behind me Onetoo, but it kind of turns me into the ones that annoy me in the front.
If ya can't beat em......................
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It might be something about cat poo ... but I need to think about it properly
something like... other peoples cats, pooing in your garden?"Release the hounds" mwah
