Make it disappear and deny all knowledge

I'm not touching it!

ergh thats rank

What is wrong with people?!

Is he proud he had a rotten tooth - and is now toothless?
Why show it off  - its like displaying ya dirty undies

I know, Saz. I'd be ashamed to have something like that hidden away in the back of my mouth, never mind waving it about at people.

I have my Wisdoms in my cupboard!

That explains a lot
Although I've only got one of those, and it's still in my gob!

Jeebus - if he brings in his skiddy pants, I'm off upstairs to HR..

Bliddy cheek!!

I could show you my gall stones if you like, Toid- they are about 14 years old now!!

But those are a damned sight more attractive than someone's brown molar, Moomin

I cud show you my cheeky parts area - lol

Errm, no thanks!  

Bite him with it!

That thing wasn't capable of biting much, Trolls. It was half gone, hollow and full of what looked like brown earth..

 So do I. In a sample bottle.  

That is rank.  This thread has fair put me off my chicken Kiev.

so do i QOTHT  why do we keep these things

Sorry, Queenie. Count yourself lucky though - I've just watched him slurping prawn noodles, with the teeth he has left

He probably thinks he deserves a medal for going through the ordeal of having a tooth out.  If he thinks that's the worst pain he'll go through in life, he's deluded.

...Although he may suddenly get wiser, if he ever shows me that tooth again!

i always remember years ago when  I got couple of wisdom teeth pulled.I got an injection in the arm to knock me out etc.I vaguely remember coming too in the false teeth lab, Knocking me head off the wall behind me.Har! I was fine ,I got home and a few days later found the triple root buggers in my pocket! I must have asked the dentist for me teef!

This was over 25 years ago,now it's a hospital job etc,insurance and knock  outs etc.

I only ever had one tooth pulled out, and I didn't even want to see it, never mind keep it. They gave me a valium pill first

Oh Deman! Triple twisted root buggers! A case for Horatio in CSI.BIg old buggers,one of them did have roots twisted round the other!

Now yer in hospital and miss the drama and blood!.

Urgh, my god! I'm glad mine have never given me any bother. Only one has ever come through, and it's behaving itself.

I have the top two wisdoms,no room for the bottom two,(dentist  stated I  had a small gob..ahem!"
so  in  effect the top two are useless ,they don't "Bite " with any tooth below..ah well.

We should be like hammies and rabbits! teeth keep growing etc.

How's your hammies?  Elwood is getting older now. He'll be 2 in March.He's fine ,but already had him at the vet for a urine infection  a few months ago.Man I know the little furries are short lived..sniff!