Did you see Jamie Olivers kids last night on his Xmas show, really cute and well behaved, he seems like a great dad with a great wife and family, what do you think?
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They were very cute 
And I dont even like kids 
And I dont even like kids 
They really were 
- hopefully they won't turn into demonic teenagers as mine did!
- hopefully they won't turn into demonic teenagers as mine did!
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They really were - hopefully they won't turn into demonic teenagers as mine did!
isn't that compulsory
There is no such thing as a cute child. They are all the Devil's spawn.
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isn't that compulsory
'fraid so, and it becomes worse as the years go by - the sponging years that is, imo.
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'fraid so, and it becomes worse as the years go by - the sponging years that is, imo.
We've just entering the vile stage with my middle child. 
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We've just entering the vile stage with my middle child.
My 'Middle child' appears to be the worse! Only daughter between two boys - all three 'plonkers' despite having an inheritance/no uni debts and uni education- I despair!
No i DO NOT want to spend Xmas at home with cocking bloody Jamie and his smug-arsed wife
Fat tongued cookery gimp
Ha ha ha ha ha
Fat tongued cookery gimp
Ha ha ha ha ha
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No i DO NOT want to spend Xmas at home with cocking bloody Jamie and his smug-arsed wife Fat tongued cookery gimp Ha ha ha ha ha
Bloody stupid names his kids have got, too.According to wiki: Poppy Honey (born 18 March 2002), Daisy Boo (born 10 April 2003), and Petal Blossom Rainbow (born 3 April 2009).
I thought Jamie's little girls were really sweet and well-behaved, and the baby was cute too.
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..... and i liked his gran as well
Nanny Betty was lovely.
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LOL... yes. What a feisty lady for 90.. as he said.. GO TIGER
Exactly right, Baz. She and Jamie obviously have a close relationship, which was nice to see.
I don't like Christmas cookery programmes - each chef reckons theirs is the ONLY way to serve the turkey/spuds/sprouts, and they all make me feel as though I should be putting in more effort.
Moomin 
They make me just want to say sod it, and open a tin..
They make me just want to say sod it, and open a tin..
i enjoyed his programme last night don't normally like him his gran was fab
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Bloody stupid names his kids have got, too. According to wiki: Poppy Honey (born 18 March 2002), Daisy Boo (born 10 April 2003), and Petal Blossom Rainbow (born 3 April 2009).
I'm not an angry guy - but he makes me blood boil
Wonder if he's ever bitten his tongue - and thought it tasted good?
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I'm not an angry guy - but he makes me blood boil
Good grief!
I must have missed the kids
I only saw his dad & his granny
I only saw his dad & his granny
Was going to watch it, but didn't. I just know that I'm not going to do any of those recipes, so I'll only make myself feel inadequate by watching.
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They were very cute And I dont even like kids
You like mine 
Will be trying his roast potato trick soon.
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You like mine
I've never met yours 
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I've never met yours
No you haven't but you couldn't fail too She has converse
aaaaawww 
I helped B pick a load of baby clothes from baby Gap for his new nephew He'll be a very stylish baby
I helped B pick a load of baby clothes from baby Gap for his new nephew
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aaaaawww I helped B pick a load of baby clothes from baby Gap for his new nephew He'll be a very stylish baby
oooh! Did it make you broody?
no, but the clothes were very cute B drew the line at teeny converse though, spoilsport B didn't understand the 'cute' thing... they're only small clothes he says... till he saw the teensy 0-3 months socks
I've never felt broody before... whats it like?
B drew the line at teeny converse though, spoilsport B didn't understand the 'cute' thing... they're only small clothes he says... till he saw the teensy 0-3 months socks I've never felt broody before... whats it like?
Men don't 'get' babies
A rip roaring urge to cradle a tiny baby in your arms , smell it's wonderful smell and know it's yours. Or for a while I found myself getting jellus of women who had babies even though I am getting much more sleep than them
I wasn't broody before I had her Majesty
A rip roaring urge to cradle a tiny baby in your arms , smell it's wonderful smell and know it's yours. Or for a while I found myself getting jellus of women who had babies
even though I am getting much more sleep than them I wasn't broody before I had her Majesty
I think i'm missing a gene
It'll come , you are young yet , and if it doesn't who cares
All the more money to spend on shoes 
All the more money to spend on shoes
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Men don't 'get' babies
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you are young yet
Not anymore 
Difference between men and wimmin regarding children:
Women: A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.
Men: A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Women: A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.
Men: A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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Women: A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. Men: A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house
