Woman charged over slapping boyfriend with steak
<--woman accused of meat-slapping
<-- a 16oz steak (not the one used tho')
The idea of a slap-up meal was taken a little too far by one woman accused of attacking her terminally ill boyfriend with a raw steak.
Elsie Egan faces domestic abuse charges after the meaty onslaught – which followed a row over which kind of bread they should eat.
Disabled boyfriend Peter Schabhuttl, 49, said he was hit ‘on top of his head with an uncooked steak, approximately 10-16oz’ for wanting a bread roll instead of sliced bread.
Egan, 53, of Dunnellon, Florida, denied wielding the steak but said she slapped him several times ‘so he can learn’.
Police noted redness on Mr Schabhuttl’s cheek and crown.
Florida man jailed for rubbing wife with burger
A man was arrested in Florida for allegedly rubbing a burger in his wife's face while they were having an argument.
<-- Burgers: not an effective means of resolving marital disputes
According to authorities in Port St. Lucie, 25-year-old Daniel Boss and his wife started having a row on Thursday night.
Things turned ugly when his wife poured soda over Boss's hamburger - prompting him to retaliate by rubbing the burger in her face and throwing other food at her.
Boss then left, but his wife went to the police station to report the burger attack.
He was arrested a few hours later on a charge of misdemeanor domestic battery.
Man attacks wife with profiteroles, relationship over
<-- Profiteroles can be dangerous
A man has admitted to attacking his wife of eight years – by throwing profiteroles at her.
Darren Owen, a biscuit factory worker from Blackpool, was fined £150 and ordered to pay court costs over the incident.
But in perhaps the bigger punishment, his marriage is also over.
Blackpool magistrates heard how the 38-year-old came home from work drunk "sozzled" and threw the popular cream-filled buns after an argument.
He also threw the plastic bowl at Myra Owen, 55, while she was lying in bed last Saturday, the court heard.
David Charnley, defending Mr Owen, said: "My client says that when he got home from work that night she was - in his words - sozzled."
"He says their relationship is not going to continue."
<--woman accused of meat-slapping <-- a 16oz steak (not the one used tho')The idea of a slap-up meal was taken a little too far by one woman accused of attacking her terminally ill boyfriend with a raw steak.
Elsie Egan faces domestic abuse charges after the meaty onslaught – which followed a row over which kind of bread they should eat.
Disabled boyfriend Peter Schabhuttl, 49, said he was hit ‘on top of his head with an uncooked steak, approximately 10-16oz’ for wanting a bread roll instead of sliced bread.
Egan, 53, of Dunnellon, Florida, denied wielding the steak but said she slapped him several times ‘so he can learn’.
Police noted redness on Mr Schabhuttl’s cheek and crown.
Florida man jailed for rubbing wife with burger
A man was arrested in Florida for allegedly rubbing a burger in his wife's face while they were having an argument.
<-- Burgers: not an effective means of resolving marital disputesAccording to authorities in Port St. Lucie, 25-year-old Daniel Boss and his wife started having a row on Thursday night.
Things turned ugly when his wife poured soda over Boss's hamburger - prompting him to retaliate by rubbing the burger in her face and throwing other food at her.
Boss then left, but his wife went to the police station to report the burger attack.
He was arrested a few hours later on a charge of misdemeanor domestic battery.
Man attacks wife with profiteroles, relationship over
<-- Profiteroles can be dangerousA man has admitted to attacking his wife of eight years – by throwing profiteroles at her.
Darren Owen, a biscuit factory worker from Blackpool, was fined £150 and ordered to pay court costs over the incident.
But in perhaps the bigger punishment, his marriage is also over.
Blackpool magistrates heard how the 38-year-old came home from work drunk "sozzled" and threw the popular cream-filled buns after an argument.
He also threw the plastic bowl at Myra Owen, 55, while she was lying in bed last Saturday, the court heard.
David Charnley, defending Mr Owen, said: "My client says that when he got home from work that night she was - in his words - sozzled."
"He says their relationship is not going to continue."
I would like someone to abuse me with one of these.........
last seen wielding it at poor innocent bus stop users 
I don't want a flan though Heatie. I want meat and 2 veg.
