In my experience mummy only get's used when they want something

Quite useful really ... coz as soon as they say mummy I am suddenly very, very busy

You were right with this one!

This is the first year with no stockings at the end of the bed

must be all those Surrey clones

awwwww big hugs lgs

but on the positive side, they will soon be old enough to take you to the pub

she's being assimilated!

She won't bloody come home!!!   Three weekends on the trot now!   She's just made a million complicated arrangements to stay down this weekend "cos Riks having a party mummy... and hotboy will be there mummy... and I HAVE to go mummy"...  even though school shuts on Friday!

So...  after much "Mummy mummy mummy" we now have an address in Camberley where we can snatch her back sometime on Sunday

But then I have her for 4 weeks....  4 weeks of thrashing a bit of Essex back into her!   Mwah mwah mwah!

I call my mummy mummy alllllllll the time
once me and my brother were play fighting in the kitchen with the back door open and I screamed "Mummmmmmmmmy he's hurtttting me!!!" and our next door neighbour (who has a baby son aged 1) came round later and asked if thats what she had to look forward to in 20 years time.

Back on topic me and my brother always help with the tree (20 and 23) and up until recently we had to keep up the traditions of mince pies and whiskey, carrots and milk left out. Plus every year we get our presents from Santa and Rudolph

I would be soooo suspicious of you

*padlocks purse*

My flatmates call her mummy too

Oh dear gawd