Monday I was looking for the keys to the outhouses and shed. Looked high and low. They are usually in the kitchen. Had all the things off the worksurfaces in there also looked in all the cupboards and drawers. Nothing. Looked everywhere in the lounge. nothing. Looked everywhere upstairs. Nothing. I was getting really by now. Decided to cook me evening meal. Had the cooker going full blast was like a hot house in the kitchen. Ate me meal. Went back into the kitchen and there the keys where on the same worksurfaces I had checked earlier on The keys where stone cold despite the fact that the cooker was still red hot(the keys where in close proximity to the cooker). The only other person who had access to the house had been out all day and was still out when I found them
And.....
Yesterday all my remote controls stopped working simultaneously. Changed batteries and rebooted the cable box. Still nothing worked. Put the remotes down. Picked them up a few minutes later and low and behold two of the three worked. One still doesn't ..............
Sorry this was so long......
And btw I don't drink or take illicit substances either