Re: Armadillo Shoes

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Cinds

And they're not even designed to keep our armoured little friends toes warm

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They're Alexander McQueens new in demand design. Reports have it that the designer has been inundated with requests for these. Now I like my shoes, but I think I'll be leaving these ones for the Lady Gagas of the world.

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Former Member

Ummm, are they shoes or ballet slippers for dancing en pointe?

11/24/0912:11 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

I don't think any dancing could be managed in those monsters.

11/24/0912:12 PM

LeccyMember

They ming. Hard.

And I say that as someone who covets ridiculous shoes (that I can't wear)

But those are shockingly shite.

11/24/0912:16 PM

sandraMember

if i won the euromillions i still would never buy them

not a good looking pair of shoes

11/24/0912:20 PM

TiGiMember

Just vile!

11/24/0912:21 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

It's what I imagine a giraffe drag queen might wear.

11/24/0912:23 PM

retsinaMember

What are they saying?

11/24/0912:23 PM

DemantoidMember

Urgh, vile. They're saying, chase me, catch me, (bleep) me.

11/24/0912:26 PM

MoominMember

they are absolutely hideous

11/24/0912:28 PM

Former Member

They put the UG in ugly!

I had a lovely pair of snake skin shoes once. Burgandy with a 4 inch heel and an ankle strap. Dead sexy, they were.

11/24/0912:43 PM

DemantoidMember

They look like reptile skin rather than armadillo.

11/24/0912:45 PM

MoonbeamsMember

They are so bad (and not bad in a good way, is it actually possible to walk in them?

11/24/0912:46 PM

TiGiMember

They look more like a vase than a shoe..

11/24/091:28 PM

Former Member

That would be an interesting vase, TiGi! I like that idea much better than trying to wear them.

11/24/091:29 PM

Karma_Member

Can see Pete Burns in them.

11/24/091:47 PM

LaceyMember

Awful!

11/24/091:50 PM

sandraMember

beckham's slippers

11/24/091:51 PM

Blue Diamond (Ben's Buddy 11)Member

Maybe Alexander McQueen is trying to break into the Chinese market.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A1155872

11/24/092:28 PM

Karma_Member

Alexander McQueen has always been known for being completely bliddin bonkers though and does some way out there designs. But those shoes are summink else

11/24/092:30 PM

Former Member

damn thats what id got you for xmas cinds

*goes to flog em on ebay*

11/24/092:36 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

HELLO style philistines, they go with my turtle shell butt-ock shapers and my crocodile skin combats. Crockbats. £320 from reputable dealers. I can't believe I'm associating with people who know NOTHING.

Hello, not pissed.

Hello

$fracas$

11/24/093:14 PM

sandraMember

hay fracas ............ totally getting you m'wah xx can i take my clamshell bra off now

and my lobsta knicka licka's

11/24/093:17 PM

Karma_Member

Fracas you made me snort

11/24/093:20 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

BIG UP, at least SOMEONE'S a fashionista like myself madamski *polishes mackerel scale socks*

Sheesh

$fracas$

11/24/093:22 PM

sandraMember

shees yourself lol i'm putting my anacoda to bed now

11/24/093:27 PM

Karma_Member

OMG Ive just noticed the Chinese hoof

11/24/093:44 PM

Real

These from Prada are much more inkeeping.

11/24/093:56 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

Reference:

Fracas you made me snort

I never, it was probably your upbringing plus the fashion industry. I hope you can get help, one day

HA HA HA HA HA haaaaaaaaaaaa

$fracas$

11/24/094:07 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

My flatemate's playing the Cocteau Twins. You couldn't get more avant garde if you tried. Bitchz.

$fracas$

11/24/094:13 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

Flartemate. Flrtemate. French for cool. You SO wish.

I'll go to bed in a bit and we'll forget all about this.

$fracas$

11/24/094:17 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

That's not a shoe!
It's an elephant in a snake-skin burkha!

11/24/094:38 PM

Karma_Member

Actually dear I was brought up not dragged up so no drugs were near my person as a young yoof!

And snorting through rolled up tenners is soooo 90's dahhling

11/24/094:44 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

Reference:

Actually dear I was brought up not dragged up

Schnyeah

$fracas$

11/24/094:58 PM

Karma_Member

Christ If I'd had that as a mother I'd wanna get the hell away too. Her house was a tip.

11/24/095:44 PM

$fracas$ fracasMember

Reference:

Her house was a tip.

God, you're so picky

$fracas$

11/24/098:54 PM

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