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Moomin

A lady just phoned me up, and called me by my name, and introduced herself as someone or other from somewhere - I never listen properly cos I know what sort of phone call it's going to be - and asked me if my Dyson vacuum cleaner was still working properly.

I have never ever owned a Dyson?

What was all that about?
What was she REALLY after?

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Former Member

your soul

11/24/0911:43 AM

sandraMember

she sucks pft !

11/24/0911:45 AM

Smarting ButtocksMember

Reference:Moonbeams

What was all that about?What was she REALLY after?

Old wrinkly sex I reckon

11/24/0911:45 AM

DemantoidMember

Your Dyson. If you'd said you had one, and it worked, she was going to come round and nick it.

11/24/0911:46 AM

MrsHMember

you can borrow mine if you think it will help you with the lady

the worst piece of plastic I have ever owned

11/24/0911:47 AM

MoominMember

Maybe Dyson is a euphemism for something else?

11/24/0912:04 PM

Jen-StarMember VIP10 yearsModerator

I sucked up the string on pyjamas when hoovering the bedroom and knackered the spinny brushy thing on my Dyson

hoovering dog hair up is a pain now!

11/24/091:30 PM

Soozy WooMember

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you can borrow mine if you think it will help you with the lady the worst piece of plastic I have ever owned

And me .............................I think it's the most overhyped thing I've ever bought. what a fantastic advertising/marketing team.

11/24/094:55 PM

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