I will quote the late great patsy-K... 'a good fart solves everything'

I love farting I do...the only problem is, others around me don't love it as much

OMG Slimfern - was it your shop? I had no idea - sorry!!

I take it you are referring to my post then Frosty? If you read it again, I inserted a little grinning smiley right after the words "psychologically damaged" to denote that I was joking. This was in response to another FMs jokey reference to anal retentiveness.

Love Pete Griffin.  My ideal man.

I don't have a partner but living in this house (5 girls) its safe to say that we stick to the better out than in rule.

As for Gino,he tends to say things about his wife that aren't actually true. It's his form of humour, I highly doubt he actually has this issue.

*parp* 

Oooops sorry.

OMG what you bin eating...can smell it all the way in the SIT....

Well-with the cost of heating going up all the time-- could be a good way to keep warm this winter and cook the turkey at the same time

  *leaves scented candle for the SIT*

It can get very competitive.

I think it`s rude and vulgar to let one off in front of ANYONE..unless it`s an unexpected one that can`t be stopped 

Aren't they all unexpected? lol I don't expect to fart unless I'm doing a number two  maybe...?

Vulgar - my mum uses that word, I love it
Sometimes you can't help the odd parp.

How odd is odd ?.

  If so, why do peeps say..pull my finger?

My used that word too Toid I am my Mother`s daughter..as they say

I keep reading that other thread as 'pump and ceremony'.

Me too!

Scotty, they say all women turn into their mothers eventually. Oh dear...

A true gentleman will take the blame for a lady's farts, unless they have a dog, which they can both blame.

That's my etiquette lesson for the day.

Poooh, you've just reminded me of the old black dog my family had when I was a kid. His farts could clear a room in seconds

We had a cat that did that as well, Demantoid.  She would look around as if to say 'Where the hell did that rotten smell come from?'  and then curl up and go to sleep with her tail covering her nose to avoid the stink.

You`ll be fine
I think  

Erm dunno you got me there lol

Mine are all unexpected though hehe

I'm afraid I do botty burp infront of my partner ... but he watched me give birth to our daughter so once you've done that, burping / farting doesn't seem so bad ?

but I do have a friend who never farts infront of her partner even though they have 2 children together.

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my rats' farts really can smell baddddddd (probably cos they can't be sick or burp)

Yeah yeah, blame the poor ratties.

Really?
I've never smelled my hamsters' farts. If they do it at all, they do it quietly and inobtrusively. They've only got tiny bums

My 11 week old baby is very pleased with herself when she lets rip. She straining as I speak.  Actually, I think that's going to be more than a fart.

Harriet, really...

sadly i can't blame them cos mine are alot louder

rats are silent and deadly!!! you dont notice them till the smell hits you lol.

bless her!

Dex bows his head down and goes red and teary making pushing noises still sometimes lol. and he is at that age where he laughs manically if he hears a fart noise

I have a friend called who is gay and very prissy. He used to do the most disgustingly smelly farts whenever he would come over for a meal and then blame my dogs. He got really embarrassed and defensive when I said it wasn't, so I just had to put up with it and go along with it.  I worked out never to give him mushrooms or garlic in a meal and it doesn't happen so much now.

Sounds like my OH.

When I was little I wasn't allowed to say the word fart, because every time I did, I went off into hysterics

I had to say fluff instead. Or blow off.

i'm meant to say trumpe in front of my eldest...but he still says fart! his fav thing atm is rude words!

he calls my brother trumper though

Do men ever get past that stage?